spunch

An epically powerful punch drunkenly threatened against something or someone deemed incredibly annoying...rarely ever landed, much less thrown. Came from a drunk friend of mine who told me that he wanted to punch someone on TV, but slurred before he could get the word out so it came out "spunch". It snowballed from there.

Drunk one: "That asshole....on TV....why, I'm gonna SPUNCH him....if I ever.....meet him."
Drunk two: "I'll spunch him too!"

by Char H January 9, 2006

Stonch

someone who has aged before their time. A 30 year old that looks 42 due to drug or excessive alcohol use after high school.

I saw that guy from back in high school...living off of beer and cigs has turned that dude into a complete stonch.

by vm30 June 23, 2009

Spunch

The act of simultaneously punching the taint during a male's ejaculation.

In order to heighten his orgasm, Tony's lover spunched him during a sexual romp.

by Tony from the Lido September 20, 2011

Spooch

It can be used as a substitute for any word in any language.
Mostly used to annoy grammar Nazi.

Robert, Matt, Craig ,Brady and Jake like to use the word spooch a lot in Discord to spooch off Austin.

by WoW Daddy February 3, 2018

Spooch

The female genitalia

My cat licked her spooch

by Rob December 10, 2003

sonch

Usually used when someone does somthing without thinking, or who displays dumb behavior on a regular basis.

You are such a sonch!

by Opie05 January 11, 2009

Spotch

To light on fire, or egnite.

Lighting anything on fire
Hey Jon, spotch that doobie up

by CarverO October 16, 2006