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Splondo

A special genus of homo-erectus Trumpi that multiplies every time it sucks cock. It is often used as a derogatory remark towards the inhabitants of Gnaijoa, Uouhznew.
Stop being such a Splondo, Albert. - Insult.
That is a very scientific Splondo. - Scientific term.
by dilzo999 November 22, 2018
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SPLOOGE Nation

A group chat full on Instagram that’s made up of primarily queer high schoolers, that has been running since 2019. They have odd obsessions, like tea parties, and are super hilarious #winning
Omg can I join the SPLOOGE nation group chat?
“#no your a #loser”
by Limabeama March 15, 2022
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Splooge Busket

The baddest fucking no prep racer on no limit 2.0
I just got my ass fucked on no limit by Splooge Busket. Blue ballz is fast as a broke whore who needs diapers. Because she has a blowed out asshole.
by Shitshow1986 July 7, 2022
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Easter Splooge

After weeks of giving up masturbation for lent, it is the ultimate ejaculation experienced after Lent is over, on Easter.
Jimmy cracked corn instead of touching himself for lent, when it was over he had an Easter Splooge, it was magical.
by Tharsheblows June 13, 2012
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Man splooge

1.An innuendo for cum.

2.Used to describe when you finally get your man to cum, but it goes off everywhere
"MMMMMM, girl, your man just gave you some of that man splooge!"
by Samoto February 23, 2017
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ma ba sploom

Movie director Michael Bay's mind set. Taken from Robot Chicken. The "Ma" stands for 'Michael', the "Ba" for 'Bay' and the "sploom" is a shortening of "'splosion" and "boom".
Watch his films for an example. They're pretty much just Michael Bay playing with his toys while screaming "Ma Ba SPLOOM!"
by jimoakley666 January 7, 2014
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Sploodgitron

A mechanized machine desinged for the sole purpose of stimulating the male sex oran by rapid vibration that fires red laser beams every nine seconds into the urithra of the phalus resulting in a pleasurous sensation only achievable after discovering the lost city of uphalica
John uaed the sploodgitron to milk out before the prom, but was later diagnosed with testicular cancer.
by Number 432 December 11, 2009
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