Splelping

Splelping (Verb): Fucking a balloon animal.

Jesterious Quartzyear, CEO of Clamworks: Theah so after the carnival I joetally took all my balloon animal hoes down to my splelpcave because I've become a total splelping addict who fucks balloon animals constantly vruh.

*Splelp* *Splelp* *Splelp* That's the sound of your cock grinding between the hips of a balloon animal.

by brapsusirony February 25, 2023

sparking lot

The reserved parking location in Walmart, Sams Club, Home Depot parking lots reserved for Spark Drivers.

I’m headed to work. If you need to find me I’ll be in Walmarts Sparking lot.

by Jayrem May 3, 2023

Deceptively Speaking

A round about way of saying that you are lying when the liar doesn't want to admit they are lying

Jim: I'm deceptively speaking
Bob: BULL! You are a liar. Tell me the truth now

by captainbuttons December 18, 2012

Passionately Speaking

A "rational explanation" for unexpectedly changing your voice's volume when talking about a topic which you are "passionate" about. It can be mistaken for anger but it is hard to tell the difference

I am NOT angry at you. I am just passionate. I am passionately speaking that you can't tell me what to eat!

by srz2 December 14, 2017

Jesus Speaking

The art of Jesus speaking,talking to dead people through a microwave.

Frank : What are you going to do today?
Anthony : I'm going to do some Jesus speaking
Frank : Who will you talk to?
Anthony : Actually whoever replies lol.

by Zxkred June 22, 2018

Hypothetical speaking imagination conversation

To speak of a conversation that is imaginative and yet hypothetical and that is not a waste of time to speak about

I love to have hypothetical speaking imagination conversations with my friends.

by Shanti Stuffman September 30, 2022

Methaphorically Speaking

explaining the 'why' behind anything a crack head posts on the internet

Anything R4TM said is just messed up, methaphorically speaking. He's just a crack head!

by gregster@TTPG August 1, 2009