by RevBlueJeans February 25, 2017
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The act of acting innocent, shy, cute and/or miserable for attention ons social media and denying you're doing it.
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The act of acting innocent, shy, cute and/or miserable for attention ons social media and denying you're doing it.
Wow, he posts that artwork and says it's bad, but he knows it isn't. He probably want people to compliment him. Clearly a solid case of Splat-Attack syndrome
by Mr Malt February 9, 2018
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When a girl jumps off the bed or an elevated surface, at least five feet from the ground, landing on a guy's flaccid penis, resulting in a fleshy "splat" sound. Usually performed during ovulation. Popular in Asia.
by Outragedracer22 July 28, 2020
Get the Splatting mug.Wet Splats usually occur after a long weekend of junk food indulgence with the majority of occurrences happening between 1:00- 2:00 am on a Monday morning.
People who experience Wet Splats will awake to sharp, intense stomach pain that will send them running to the bathroom grabbing and clenching their arse. Once your cheeks hit the cold toilet seat, you won’t need to push hard to feel the Wet Splats exit. All of the fatty food and spicy nachos you ate will come out in a brown watery form and splash all over the parts of the toilet that don’t have water. On the rarest of instances, you anus will burn for the rest of the morning from the rapid discharge caused by your Wet Splats.
Once you’re all cleaned up, you might need to scrub the insides of the toilet.
People who experience Wet Splats will awake to sharp, intense stomach pain that will send them running to the bathroom grabbing and clenching their arse. Once your cheeks hit the cold toilet seat, you won’t need to push hard to feel the Wet Splats exit. All of the fatty food and spicy nachos you ate will come out in a brown watery form and splash all over the parts of the toilet that don’t have water. On the rarest of instances, you anus will burn for the rest of the morning from the rapid discharge caused by your Wet Splats.
Once you’re all cleaned up, you might need to scrub the insides of the toilet.
by Father Jerry September 15, 2020
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