man-splaining

A term a woman uses when she feels that she is losing an argument to a man and takes the cowardly route of the victim card.

Her: What, those girl-power memes I post every day are a way of my compensating for the lack of confidence I have in myself? Why don't you shut up and quit man-splaining it to me?

by JustnIst October 11, 2020

Oyster Splashing

When two lesbians engage in the act or oral sex, hence stimulating each other's clitori. Often mistaken for turnip tickling, but this is different: turnip tickling is usually done with the hands. Also referred to as eating out, this is not to be confused with going out for seafood.

Lesbian 1: "Hey babe, you down for some oyster splashing?"

Lesbian 2: "You mean seafood?"

Lesbian 1: "No babe." *Wink*

Lesbain 2: I don't get it...

by A.J. Campbell February 11, 2009

slamming

A term used by postmen (mailmen) in the U.K for mail that is purposely not delivered, usually for top floor flats.
This pratice is not endorsed by the Royal Mail but is common place amongst posties, especially on a Saturday in an effort to secure an early finish.
Slamming involves reintroducing the letter into the mail system the next day back at work.
The undelivered item is refered to as a slammer.

John the postie wants home for 10, he's going to be slamming all the crap for top floors today.

by Postal Avenger September 4, 2008

slaming the ham

What men do when alone, bored and turned on. Pictures of lushous, half naked women are used often. Movies and webcams are popular visual stimulous prior to the slaming of the little ham.

1) I totally caught my Boyfriend slaming the ham last night.
2) Girl 1: Why is the Aloe Vera in the shower?
Guy 1: Umm...... I was slamming the ham this morning before work.
Girl 1: EWWWWW.....I can never use that Aloe again!!!

by Ravenjinn April 25, 2008

slammin

1. verb- eating great food at a rapid rate
2. verb- coitus
3. adj- used to compliment someone of incredible attractiveness

johnny: "I'm slammin this popeyes right now"
frankie: " I'm slammin your slammin bitch right now"

by slamminnigha November 19, 2014

Nonbinary-Splaining

When you’re not sure what the creature is, but their explaining something to you in a condescending tone while holding a Starbucks cup and plugged with a Wish buttplug.

“Did that fruitcake creature engage in Nonbinary-Splaining to me the art of fist fucking a cactus?”

by Flipjack flap August 26, 2021

slamming drawers

Another way to say "having rough sex"

Last night we were slamming drawers!

by TC100 July 5, 2011