smiffed

To get drunk.

Girl: It's monday and 1pm are you already smiffed?
Boy: We are always smiffed.

by Smith 3 October 22, 2011

snarf sniffer

To pass gas and then try to smell it. To smell your own fart.

If you know what you ate by smelling your own fart, then your a snarf sniffer.

by samiam6977 January 17, 2009

Vagina Sniffer

One who sniffs a vagina for pleasure , and rubs his nasal cavity's over the clitoris for arousal .

Hey Tim ! whatd you do last night Tim : Sniffed vagina , So tim your a Vagina Sniffer

by ryan patterson May 11, 2007

Siff

A word originating in South Africa. Mostly used by young people to describe something that is repulsing, disgusting, gross, revolting, etc.

"Dude, I was walking in the park and I stepped in some runny dog poo, it was so siff!"
"How can you date that girl?! She is so siff!"
"Don't pick you nose dude, it's freaking siff!"

by Boeremuisie August 16, 2013

spiffits

the tiny thc crystals which stick to the inside of common sandwich bags.

Dude, don't crush my bud so much in the sack. Ill have a buncha spiffits and no big buds ya dickwad!

by splorky2001 June 20, 2004

Spiffing Mammaries

Harry Styles favorite things. (FUN BAGS)

Louis: WOAH! look at those nice fun bags
Harry: SPIFFING MAMMARIES!

by Niall Horan February 16, 2012

Shiffle

To quietly laugh by exhaling through the nose

Person at work: "I'm going to put in my headphones and listen to this humorous podcast."
Coworker: "Great, now we get to listen to you shiffle for the next hour."

by faded number July 22, 2016