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Speeds Up

Analogous to "surfs up!". Communicates favorable conditions, acknowledgement lf favorable conditions, or personal readiness, acceptance or excitment regarding of impending events.

Similar to "shit's about to go down", but in a very enjoyable/exciting way.
Shotgun: "dude! the Mustang next to you wants to race, man! the lights about to turn green... are you going to do it!"

Driver: "Speeds up!"
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Friend 1: "my dude! it stopped 10 guys off powder last night! snowbird is buried right now. are you cool to skip classea and ski?"

Friend 2: "Speeds up!"
by callMeIvan December 25, 2022
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Smeedos

Swimwear for nasty little Gollumses, precious.
Baggins: "Sméagol, why have you brought us to Esgaroth, south if the Lonely Mountain?"

Gollum: " Because we haven't yet a chance to show off our new SMEEDOS, Precious"
by BlancketyBlanck March 13, 2023
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Speedster dinosaur dark souls 1 dark souls 2 dark souls 3 honor

The highest and strongest level of a promise that can possibly be promised. By uttering this phrase, one makes a promise that cannot and will not be broken no matter what.
“Speedster dinosaur dark souls 1 dark souls 2 dark souls 3 honor, I will not forget to pick you up later.”
by Robbie Whitefish June 5, 2023
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Speedslutsexual

Having a sexual attraction to sluts or whores who love crack and cocaine
“Shane only dates crack whores he must be a Speedslutsexual”
by RandomSchizo August 17, 2023
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Speedo Man

A man that is a strong swimmer and wears a Speedo with complete confidence.

He lives his life on his own terms and isn't afraid to stand out, especially when it comes to comfort and functionality.

Don't bother trying to body shame or tell him about being modest, his confidence is indestructible, he sees through the lies...
I think I've spotted a Speedo Man. I'm so jealous, I wish I was as confident as him, wow he's a really good swimmer too.
by Leo Fitzgerald January 15, 2024
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Speedo Smuggler

You ever see 2 record holding watermelons next to each other?... Imagine it, now put that on the backside of someone on my 600 pound life.... Now put a Speedo on it. Voila!! Hope you have enough bleach for that image!
Damn!! Yo momma a straight Speedo Smuggler! You lucky you didn't get squished on exit bro.
by RichTheRedn3ck August 28, 2024
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Speedophile

Someone who constantly drives way under the speed limit.
They're going 20 in a 30. What a speedophile!
by BillyTheKidBTK April 1, 2025
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