Spam Javelin

Another term for a mans penis, veiny bang stick, purple headed womb broom etc.

"Wow", said Enid "Barry's got a huge spam javlin"

by Link December 8, 2004

Spasmgasm

(n)- To ejaculate uncontrollably during any given time

Johnny had a spasmgasm during his committee meeting.

by John Kellis Fernando January 6, 2007

Spamcestor

A (often elderly) relative who relentlessly emails everyone on a voluminous mailing list to send bad jokes, pointless articles, unfunny cartoons, political screeds, cloying aphorisms and other random stuff.

This weekend alone, I got 20 emails from my spamcestor, Uncle Fred. I love the guy, but his emails are killing me. How can I make him stop?

by Laura Bergheim October 7, 2007

Spam Shelf

Vagina made of the most lowest grade meat (spam)

"Check that slag, I'm gonnae raid her spam shelf n make sum fritters"

by Harry Wallace June 14, 2008

spamalanche

An excess flood of spam.
Usually occurs during a chat or when opening your email inbox.

(In a chatroom)
6ubl3rf4n: I know, so cool
DarkLight: mah fav movie 2
random spammer: *&^*(OIUGHUIHGtghy97tfy7y9u9ugt7yfut7ig
random spammer: UIHGY(&T&YUIH&y80iout798^&(*^*Uihgyihgt79y*U
random spammer: T&*OUIYT*UOIHGTY*89uiokj
random spammer: ty9oihgft7989
DarkLight: hey! stop that
random spammer: UYOIHGYui809iuhoj
DarkLight: wat going on?
6ubl3rf4n: Oh noes! run its a spamalanche!

(when opening your inbox)
George: What th--? 20 new emails?
Jayne: 20? Who're they from?
George: Ah, forget about it. They're all spam...
Jayne: (laughes) you've just been hit by a spamalanche

by 6ubl3rf4n April 15, 2009

Spam Mail

The throw-away email address you use to register to sites that you know will spam the shit out of you.

I knew that lesbian fisting site was going to spam me, so I gave them my spam mail.

by wtfpwnage September 20, 2009

spam dumpster

An email address you use just when registering with online sites, or to give to people that you're not interested in getting email from.

Using a spam dumpster helps keep garbage out of your work and/or personal email account.

I had to register to create my urban dictionary entry, but I used my spam dumpster address!

by linty dog dog January 20, 2010