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clam spanker

slang; 1.in reference to a person who involves themselves in the act of lightly hitting the vagina.

2.Any objective (animate or inanimate) that is used to lightly hit the vagina.
Last night I came home from work to find my wife of 60 years laying naked and spread-eagled on the bed. Towering over her was a strange man holding what appeared to be quite an impressive clam spanker.

I could only reply "HEY BITCH! Get out of my house and take this clam spanking son-of-a-bitch with you!"
by HeWhoKnows December 21, 2006
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skanger

some wastguy nobody likes
"YO FAM GIMME DEM SCORES DEN"

"who you chattin bare shit to like that you stupid skanger"
by MillionMoneyEASTBOY September 1, 2009
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we you are fucking a girl in the dark and your buddy is outside and you tell the girl you are going to be right back and you go get your friend and slap his hand and he starts fucking the girl you just were fucking and then you go outside to the window and knock on the window and wave to her and she would is going to freak out when she notices someone else fucking her.
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ey homie i gotta slang this sash and make sum billz
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A far superior beign to that of the surfer. They are able to launch later, ride deeper and catch higher airs then anyone with a board longer then 48".
Dude, that sponger rips like a real bad ass. You see how deep he was in that tube? Unreal!
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