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souping

The act of pressing a cool metal spoon against another's freshly shaven scrotum performed by a sex partner.
I hooked up with a girl this morning but none of her roommates had a spoon so there was no souping.
by UtensilMeBad January 1, 2015
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Chocolate Grape Stomping

To bend some poor unsuspecting douchebag over and lube up his or her ass then proceed to lube up your feet all the way the way up to your knees. Slowly insert one foot at a time in said douchebags cornhole. When both feet are snugly inserted start mashing and stomping away at the chocolate grapes.
Dude, just because the coach likes to get a good chocolate grape stomping, it doesn't mean I should be the one to do it.
by DARRYL CRUTE December 11, 2006
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Souping

The act of getting drunk of to many bottles of expired soup.
Me and John went souping last night it.
by Shampoonesha April 7, 2011
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Simping

To over think or over value a girl by listening to sad music or just thinking bout her.
I was simping over Jessica since I’ve been sliding in her dm’s.
by Thicc Snicker November 20, 2018
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stomping in a mud puddle

When at first some diarrhea comes out, but then you drop a big log and it splashes the poop water onto you.
"Dude, you reek"

"Yeah, I know. I went stomping in a mud puddle after lunch"
by koreatown March 12, 2018
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Simpington

a man who's a fool and does to much for women hoping to get laid or gets tricked by women into thinking that if he does what they tell him to do he'll get some even though he won't.
Nathan is such a simpington, I tell him ill send him nudes if he does what I want even though I won't.
by DCN August 21, 2020
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Simping Bimping

Someone who is simping bimping is basically simping but on a whole entire level, they would lie, and so anything out of their way to please the person of interest, usually they would also be referred as zaweer
Hey! I heard the zaweer is simping bimping again!
by Mr albert February 10, 2022
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