solar flare

Taking a dump in a tanning bed.

Friend 1 " Dude what took you so long, your time in the bed was only 10 minutes.:
Friend 2 (the culprit) " There was a solar flare event...."
Friend 1 "Ohio is the best!"
Friend 1 and 2 Exchange High Fives
Friend 1 yells "SHOTS!"
End Scene

by Falcon The Turd Bomber June 1, 2010

solarium

An excuse for lack of ability to get a rea l tan. Just as bad for you as the real thing and imfinite times more expensive.

"Man, Zira just got out of the Solarium."
"Can you believe that whore, that's major sifness!"

by KinGAleX March 21, 2005

asphalt solar griddle

The cooking surface upon which the very best pavement pizza is warmed over.

For the very sweetest buzzard breath, be sure to partake of your pavement pizza directly from the asphalt solar griddle.

by Downstrike August 27, 2005

Solar

A red furry hedgehog with the powers of fire and heat.

Solar ish a 1337 haxor

by :O July 2, 2003

solarism

An extremely well-known and well-respected member of the Harry Potter fanfiction communtiy. Solarism wrote many famous L/J and MWPP-era fics (such as Deconstruct, a Memoir, created the Hourglass Awards, and founded the Great Break in response to fanfiction.net's purges. She is looked at as one of the non-snobby BNF's of the fandom and is well known for her friendliness and deep connection to other non-snobby BNF's.

Solarism wrote that awesome fic awhile back; did you get the chance to read it?

by marigoldia July 2, 2005

Solarcluster

A low life idiot who annoys people.

Wow your such a Solarcluster
Solarcluster really should die
I'm so cool I'm Solarcluster >_>

by arf? May 26, 2008

solar flares

Trousers which become wider towards the ankles, and melt things

Ooh i say, those flares are bright today Colin

by Weeto November 2, 2003