snowglobe

a device used by meteorologists to detect an earthquake and determine its magnitude. a clear snowglobe means seismic activity is limited (0.0) while a blizzard is indicative of a powerful and devastating quake (approx. 7.0 to 10.0).

i'm picking up some flurries on the snowglobe... i reckon this one's around around a 4.6.

by my pet dinosaur August 20, 2007

Minneapolis snowcone

The act of two gay men going out into a cold dark alley, one of the men performing fellatio on the other and choking on the fallus, subsequently vomiting onto the member itself. Due to the intense cold, the vomit freezes securely onto the penis and is later licked off like the consumption of a snowcone. The reference to Minneapolis is due to its high gay population, as well as its blistering cold.

Mike and his new friend Darren met at "The Tool Box" and immediately hit it off. Later, Darren gave Mike the best MINNEAPOLIS SNOWCONE he had ever had.

by Natarito Barrito May 28, 2006

Milk Snowcone

After having glacier sex, the frozen semen that is left on the head of the penis.

I was nailing this chick in Greenland, and I totally wound up with a Milk Snowcone!

by LOUNGE March 3, 2009

Filthy Snowcone

The apendage used in the initial creation of the Filthy Snowball. Usually a male testical post anal coiltus And post Snowball.

When the person whose bum is used as a reciptical for the semen when performing the Filthy Snowball, turns around and licks the concoction off the filthy gonad.

I thought all the fun was over after the Filthy Snowball but I was pleasnatly surprised to not need to shower right after when my hockey buddy gave me a Filthy Snowcone. Thanks hockey buddy :)

by Penisman1233 August 17, 2010

The Pakistani Snowblower

An attempt to ejaculate into a violent storm of farts.

*Bonus points for taking laxatives prior to the attempt*

Bro, my girl ate a ton of beans and wouldn't put out. I was fed up and tried to jerk off on her only to end up with The Pakistani Snowblower.

by ~Magic_Carpet~ August 29, 2018

SnowBlower

A warm alcoholic beverage with Michigan origins. This Cocktail made with cranberry juice, cinnamon, clove, lemon, and spiked heavily with rum is usually served around the winter holidays. This festive refreshment renders even the most conservative drinker into a sloppy lush with overwhelming urges to high five and hump other guests.

"holy shit! I got trashed on SnowBlowers at the office Christmas party and humped the VP. I hope I'm not fired."

by Mandtastic December 29, 2013

snowcone

Eating snow out of your girl's pussy. Also watermelon snowcone

When Stephen was out shoveling snow, all he could think about was having a snowcone with his girlfriend afterwards

by P-ski December 28, 2005