what are you smoking?

when someone thinks you may be acting weird due to drugs, mostly said as a joke and they probs dont rlly think ur on drugs. say this to people when they say cringy crap or are just weird.

owen: what are you smoking? LOL
mike: I'm smoking your mom

by MonicaChan April 19, 2022

smoking is bad for you

A phrase that wankers, cock suckers, preps, and fuck wits cannot help but utter when they see a smoker happily enjoying a cigarette.

A) Smoking is bad for you.
B) Holy shit! This stuff is bad for me?!?! Why didn't anyone tell me?!?! Oh wait, there's a FUCKING WARNIGN ON THE SIDE OF THE PACK, WHICH I SEE EVERY GODDAMNED DAY! PISS OFF, YOU COCK-SUCKING-PREPPY-ASSED-FUCK-WITTED-WANKER!

by Tony Rocky Horror January 3, 2004

smoking up

to "toke"; to smoke marijuana.

yo!dude!! we were just smoking up, where the fuck where you??

by sh0tybumbati June 18, 2009

snoring ejaculator

the act of sleep talking then all of a sudden coming

Alexander is a snoring ejaculator.

by Paul Von Sugar April 7, 2010

smoking ass

The act of aggressively beating your friends in monopoly. To have such a commanding lead, the other players are willing to get down on their knees, spread open your anus, and have a feeding frenzy on. your brown eye, for some property

Hey honey, I'm really smoking ass in monopoly over here!

Last night i smoked so much ass!

by Chuck Javers November 30, 2016

Anal snoring

The action of farting in your sleep and having the flatulence sound like snoring.

"Man, you were doing some major anal snoring last night"

by alexl0923 February 9, 2009

smoking roaches

A phrase made up by Vetti to be used in two ways:

A) To describe the action of smoking the roach (last bit of) of a joint from a pipe or other smoking device.

B) Used as a replacement for "I'm low on weed!"

A) Man, I decided to start smoking roaches last night to save my stash for the weekend.

B) I don't care how good it is, man, I'm so desperate for weed, I'm smoking roaches!

by The Vetti July 29, 2008