free samples

porn for people who don't have any money that only last 10-30 sec.

I have a mass of free samples on my computer that just keep repeating.

by imlikeabear December 29, 2007

staples

giving someone a quickie when their parents aren't home but telling your parents you are going to staples

"Mom, i'm going to staples, be back in 10."

by Omar the Mexican September 11, 2005

staple

Term used in card games that signifies a card that everybody runs in every single deck.

That card is a staple in all of my decks.

by Cds February 18, 2003

staple

To have strong sexual intercourse with a female.

Yeah I took her home and stapled her to the wall.

by jeff March 21, 2004

sample trample

people bum rushing each other over a very desirable offering at the Costco food sample station

And how's your grandma doing?
It's so sad. She's recovering from a broken hip after she got sample trampled at Costco at the Kobe beef sizzler sample station.

by Ae5Ea8 February 21, 2015

The Sampler

A method of oral sex when a man (or women) eats out a womans vagina. You go in lightly, just barely licking the edge of the clit, and gradually increase the strength and length of your licks/penatrations with your tongue so you are "sampling" the woman's vag.

Some ladies consider it to be more arousing due to the gradually heightening and intensity of the licks/strokes.

Oh man Johnny gave me a the sampler last night and it really hit my spot!

Tim sampled Alexandra's pussy as he ate her out.

by middymax May 2, 2009

Smakledorff

When masturbating, your hand slips off and the fist comes down on top of the head.

While watching Baywatch the other night, I got smakledorffed in the heat of the moment.

by Bucky Longjohns May 19, 2004