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Kentucky Slurpee

When a guy gets a blow job from a person, while that person is getting rammed by a horse.
Tom: What did you go to Panama for?
Alex: it's was my buddy's bachelor party and he wanted a Kentucky Slurpee before he tied the knot.
Tom: Niiice! You could cross that off the bucket list.
by RealArif July 13, 2013
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911 Slurpee

The act of mashing up a slew of drugs into a cup, adding water, and then drinking the disgusting liquid. The various highs produced from the different drugs may counter or intensify each other creating a fuck-ton of chaos inside the body. More than likely the person will have an insane high and die soon after drinking the liquid.
Allen was depressed on Thursday so he drank a 911 Slurpee and walked in the street screaming that he gave a blow job to a dolphin. Surprisingly he didn't die and the next day he questioned life.
by 5+64 December 22, 2013
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Starbucks Slurper

A very basic female, typically of European or North American residence, who is really only concerned with fluffy animals (e.g. puppies, kittens, etc.) and how many dumb emoticons they can fit into their next text message. Their only salient concern outside of the initial two interests mentioned would be Starbucks. Witnesses report these strange creatures proposing to, hugging, and kissing Starbucks baristas as a thanks for a coffee (something that can be made quickly at home).

A Starbucks slurper will also most likely date you no matter how physically unattractive you are or grotesque your personality is as long as you own some type of fluffy animal as a pet.

They have absolutely zero tolerance for people who eat meat as well.
Normal Girl: Did you hear about the shooting downtown?

Starbacks Slurper: Who cares about all the dead people!? Two dogs died, they were so cute! *obnoxiously sips on pumpkin spice latte*

Normal Girl: You are the worst Starbucks Slurper I've ever met.

Starbucks Slurper: I'm a vegan, so that means I'm 30 IQ points smarter-er than you. I don't care what you think! Hmph!
by Liam the Clever September 25, 2017
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Starfish Slurpee

When you feed laxatives to your partner until they have liquid shits, turn them upside down, stick a straw in their ass and drink the "starfish slurpee"
My woman needed a colon cleanse so I gave her a starfish slurpee!!
by dabatrin May 5, 2018
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canadian slurpee

Holy shit that bitch just gave me a canadian slurpee
by GILIGORM May 28, 2018
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Surprise Slurpie

When getting head tell her you won’t nut in her mouth then nut in her mouth
I gave lyzee a surprise slurpie the other night and she won’t talk to me now
by Cuzzo Zach March 20, 2021
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fruity.slurpee

A flop spam page that tried themilkyspirit_ and milkyvoodoo got him disabled, no one's heard from him since...
"fruity.slurpee got disabled, what a flop"
by Fruity.slurpee June 24, 2021
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