To walk slowly in a crosswalk, especially on a college campus in front of University Police or Long Island chicks in expensive SUVs, to force drivers to slam on the brakes and wait.
by Barcak February 28, 2007
Get the slow crossmug. by Wp._Shiz December 15, 2019
Get the Slow juicemug. When you are talking to someone and the only thing coming out of their mouth is complete utter bullshit and you find yourself so lost for words at their stupidity that all you can do is slowblink at them
Slowblink* blinking in slow-motion to show how uninterested you are
Slowblink* blinking in slow-motion to show how uninterested you are
Sally: last night at the club all these boys were staring at me,I think they all fancy me
Charlie: *slow blinking*
Charlie: *slow blinking*
by Tacodelrey June 11, 2014
Get the slow blinkingmug. Getting your dick sucked.
by VANCE KHROMACHOU October 13, 2007
Get the SLOW HEATERmug. this computer is slow as fuck it won't load the next screeen fast enough. We taught that to John 4 times now, he is slow as fuck.
by GDAngel September 16, 2013
Get the slow as fuckmug. by SouthJumper December 15, 2008
Get the slow busmug. A form of texting which involves waiting an unnecessary amount of time (6+ hours) to respond to a text message when the receiver of the text has no explainable reason for a delayed response. Since phones are used in the modern age for email, a watch, to-do list, among various other things, it is rare someone does not look at their phone for over 6 hours. Therefore, it is blatantly obvious to the sender of the text, the receiver of the text looked at their phone, saw the text message and ignored it on purpose, only to respond at an irritatingly later period of time.
"I sent Fred a text message yesterday, and he just now responded, as if he really hasn't looked at his phone in 24 hours."
"He's totally slow texting you."
"He's totally slow texting you."
by KathleenRuston September 12, 2016
Get the slow textingmug.