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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Slinkies (Angel Numbers): The First Juvenile Release.
by TheAngelNumberAreSlinkies February 7, 2025
mugGet the Slinkies (Angel Numbers): The First Juvenile Release.mug.

Slinky Boing

When you have sexual intercourse or “boing” with a girl who has scoliosis. As you thrust, her spine will get even more fucked up making it look like a messed up slinky. You can then call the police because more often than not, she will be paralyzed from the teats down.
I lowkey want to slinky boing Melissa. She’s a bitch so she’ll get what’s coming to her but that ass is curvy as fuck and I need to tap before she goes to the paralympics
by thiccy biggums April 18, 2019
mugGet the Slinky Boingmug.

Slinky

A metal device that retracts and expands when handled by a very annoying person. A thin, flat metal wire that spirals up around 50 times. A slinky can be used to annoy everyone and everything around the person that wields it. This device has been known for its stair-stepping abilities.
I almost got my slinky down a whole staircase!
by That.One.Guy... January 4, 2017
mugGet the Slinkymug.

Slinky

A stupid fuck who gets absolutely 0 bitches and hates NFL quarterback Trey Lance.
Oh no, Here comes that stupid bitch slinky.”
Trey Lance otb.”
by SlinkyMORELIKEstinky April 21, 2022
mugGet the Slinkymug.

Clinkin’ the slinky

“Stop clinkin’ the slinky and get a fucking wife!”

I can’t… I’m forever alone… like if u cri evrytiem.”
by ACT_ACT_ACT January 26, 2025
mugGet the Clinkin’ the slinkymug.

Sudanese Slinky

When a man pulls on his dick until it resembles that of a old and heavily used Slinky.
Damn Nick, your dick looks like a Sudanese Slinky from all of the repetitive jelqing.
by StevenSeagalsBallsack December 14, 2024
mugGet the Sudanese Slinkymug.

Slinky Slender

when a slender man feeds a female a roofie so he can ferociously make love to her
The slender man came out of the woods tonight and it was so scary but he didn’t go after us he went after syadnaaaay and gave her a slinky slender too bad for syadnaaaay
by That main rapist September 2, 2019
mugGet the Slinky Slendermug.

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