Clinkin’ the slinky

To masturbate

“Stop clinkin’ the slinky and get a fucking wife!”

“I can’t… I’m forever alone… like if u cri evrytiem.”

by ACT_ACT_ACT January 26, 2025

Slinky Boing

When you have sexual intercourse or “boing” with a girl who has scoliosis. As you thrust, her spine will get even more fucked up making it look like a messed up slinky. You can then call the police because more often than not, she will be paralyzed from the teats down.

I lowkey want to slinky boing Melissa. She’s a bitch so she’ll get what’s coming to her but that ass is curvy as fuck and I need to tap before she goes to the paralympics

by thiccy biggums April 18, 2019

Slinky

Short for the term sneaky link. A sneaky link/slinky is someone you hook up with in secret for sex or something if the sort.

I called my slinky the other day and we goofed around behind the school

by Outlawzen December 30, 2022

Slinky Slender

when a slender man feeds a female a roofie so he can ferociously make love to her

The slender man came out of the woods tonight and it was so scary but he didn’t go after us he went after syadnaaaay and gave her a slinky slender too bad for syadnaaaay

by That main rapist September 2, 2019

Slinky

A stupid fuck who gets absolutely 0 bitches and hates NFL quarterback Trey Lance.

“Oh no, Here comes that stupid bitch slinky.”
“Trey Lance otb.”

by SlinkyMORELIKEstinky April 21, 2022

Sudanese Slinky

When a man pulls on his dick until it resembles that of a old and heavily used Slinky.

Damn Nick, your dick looks like a Sudanese Slinky from all of the repetitive jelqing.

by StevenSeagalsBallsack December 14, 2024

slinky sock

British's version of condom.

"Right mate, I reckon yous gonna wear a slinky sock ye?"

"Of course I'm gonna wear a bloody slinky sock, I'm not trying to have a bastard with ye"

"Right go on then and take off ya trousers, me bum is off limits"

by frogofthunder June 18, 2022