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Slinky

A metal device that retracts and expands when handled by a very annoying person. A thin, flat metal wire that spirals up around 50 times. A slinky can be used to annoy everyone and everything around the person that wields it. This device has been known for its stair-stepping abilities.
I almost got my slinky down a whole staircase!
by That.One.Guy... January 4, 2017
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slinky sock

British's version of condom.
"Right mate, I reckon yous gonna wear a slinky sock ye?"

"Of course I'm gonna wear a bloody slinky sock, I'm not trying to have a bastard with ye"

"Right go on then and take off ya trousers, me bum is off limits"
by frogofthunder June 18, 2022
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Slinky Slender

when a slender man feeds a female a roofie so he can ferociously make love to her
The slender man came out of the woods tonight and it was so scary but he didn’t go after us he went after syadnaaaay and gave her a slinky slender too bad for syadnaaaay
by That main rapist September 2, 2019
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Slinkies (Angel Numbers): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Slinkies (Angel Numbers): The First Juvenile Release.
by TheAngelNumberAreSlinkies February 7, 2025
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THERE IS ONLY ONE COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN. HE IS THE OP-EST MAN EVER. HE'S CUTE NICE TALL HOT SEXY PERFECT AND EPIC. HE HAS THE BESTEST VOICE EVER AND MAKES AN EPIC BOYFRIEND. HE HAS A BIG DICK (his gf's is bigger tho) AND HIS MOM IS REALLY HOT. MRCOTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN HAS MORE WORDS IN HIS NAME THAN HIS IQ. HE BELONGS TO QUACKMIESTA AKA HENTAI BITCH AKA GOD FOREVER AND ALWAYS
OMG WHYS MR COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN SO GAHDAM HOT I SIMP
by QUACKMIESTA June 1, 2022
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Slinky

A stupid fuck who gets absolutely 0 bitches and hates NFL quarterback Trey Lance.
Oh no, Here comes that stupid bitch slinky.”
Trey Lance otb.”
by SlinkyMORELIKEstinky April 21, 2022
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Sudanese Slinky

When a man pulls on his dick until it resembles that of a old and heavily used Slinky.
Damn Nick, your dick looks like a Sudanese Slinky from all of the repetitive jelqing.
by StevenSeagalsBallsack December 14, 2024
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