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Santacide

A word printed on a shirt that was used in the popular USA show Monk. Refers to the attack/murder of Santa.
Jack: Did you hear what happened on Christmas? There was some Santacide in the north pole by some terrorists.

Bob: Damn terrorists.
by ShellyBellyIsThePwn January 2, 2008
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Sexual Santa

Someone who is particularly unselfish and giving in the bedroom. Likely to happen only once a year, though not necessarily around christmas time.
My wife was good this year, so I'm going to give her all the sexual presents she wants. Yeah, I'm her sexual santa.
by Associate in Charge March 20, 2014
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rancho santa fe

where all the rich people live down in southern california.
All anyone can see is forest and house gates. A person can never see any houses there because their driveways are so long.
person1: where'd ya go trick or treatin?
person2: rancho santa fe
person1: was it good?
person2 : no because everyone's property was so big it took 10 minutes just to walk to another house's door.
by Victor2 November 18, 2004
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The Slants

The Slants are an Asian synth-pop band that have been melting faces off all over the country. Since the creation of the band, The Slants have toured the country five times, received press for turning down a million dollar recording contract, and were the first and only Asian band to be a Fender Music featured artist. These cross country tours included appearances at rock clubs, anime conventions, cultural festivals, and industry gatherings. Bassist and founder Simon Young explains, “Most of the people that find our name racist aren’t even Asian! We’re saying to the world ‘We’re proud of who we are, we aren’t going to hide it.’ In fact, our biggest support has been from the Asian community itself!" Vocalist Aron explains “We have a song called Sakura, Sakura where we take hateful rhymes about Asians and we turn them into a song about unity and being proud of our heritage.” (from theslants.com) The Slants have also released a second album, "Pageantry", which came out in 2010. This album features such songs as "How the Wicked Live". Currently, the band is in a conflict with the USPTO after attempting to trademark their name.
I saw The Slants live, and my face melted off. They rock so hard. The USPTO can suck it.
by MelloWins April 3, 2011
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Brown Santa

The UPS delivery person. Sometimes used in reference to purchasing oneself goods, rather than buying for others.
Check it out, Brown Santa came to my house yesterday, and gave me a new bike!
by oatmeal769 December 10, 2007
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Santaphilic

An unhealthy obsession for Santa Claus. Can also turn into a sexual obsession/fetish.
Guy: Hey, you really need to get out more, you've been playing with your Santa doll all evening!!!

Girl: What do you expect? Im Santaphilic!!!
by SaintCoolio June 2, 2010
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the santa

Ejaculating in the freezer to watch it freeze on the wall on contact.
Euph did the santa so hard that it took over a minute for his cum to freeze on the walls.
by salty_santa April 19, 2018
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