Skype Pirate

This individual uses Skype or other videophone technology to relay live footage to a home viewer of sporting events, movies, or other live pay-per-view performances.

Bevis: Do you see that Skype Pirate over there in section 203?

Donnie: Oh yeah, that guy's date probably ditched him.

by juancho September 4, 2014

skype bone

To engage in sexual activity with someone via Skype.

Dan: Hey, wanna hit the bar?
Fred: Can't, gotta skype bone with Ellen tonight.

by cougarmama November 3, 2013

skype couple

When a relationship begins, transitions, and thrives through the use of Skype.

1) Maria Skype her boyfriend Ray everyday since the first time they met on Skype. They are a Skype couple.

by Village Doctor July 12, 2015

Skype Suit

When you have a job interview on Skype but you can't be bothered to put trousers on and just do it from behind a table with a shirt and tie but naked from the waist down

"How was the interview yesterday?"
"Good thanks. It was by video-call so I just jumped out of bed and threw on a Skype Suit"

by Aliquail September 4, 2018

Skype Daddy

Industry slang for a corporate AVP’s authoritarian alter-ego. A corporate autocrat.

Also sometimes referred to as, “Boblo Escobar”.

Skype Daddy sure did lay down the law when he found out that she wanted to save all of her annual surplus.

by Dr. Myron Jules Gordon August 3, 2019

skype fluid

Mutual DNA shared in a Skype fapping session.

After George, Sam, and Joe shut down their computers, they were left with cleaning up the Skype Fluid.

by mcplayer5 May 27, 2016

Skype fatigue

Skype fatigue occurs when one grows so weary from the lack of physical contact in a long distance relationship that one begins to resent Skype as though it were responsible.

On her 100th day apart from Darren, Amy developed a case of Skype fatigue and spent the entire day in bed, sobbing, completely unable to even look at her laptop.

by PrairiePaloma November 5, 2012