Skirt Meat 

When Someone is so obese that their stomach does not stop at the waste line. It is like a spare tire but not around your mid-drift, however around your pelvic region. It hangs over the genital area.

"OMG!!! That girl is so fat, she has a horrible case of skirt meat!"

Skirt Meat by xosusanxo March 8, 2009

Short Skirt Version 

Explaining something to someone but keeping their interest. Like how a short skirt keeps a guys interest.

When Amy's story was getting boring, Don told her to tell the short skirt version of the story.

Short Skirt Version by I♥HP December 24, 2009

Vagina Skirt 

A skin-tight short skirt (usually made of polyester, elastic and rayon) worn that if one were to bend over, the vagina (or junk) would be visible.

All those girls in that house are wearing vagina skirts and heels.

Vagina Skirt by Dat Biddie September 20, 2012

Butt Hole Skirt 

A skirt so tight and so short when you bend over you can see her butt hole.

For example a girl with a mini skirt bends over, it is instantly called a butt hole skirt.

Butt Hole Skirt by Alex Fiandaca March 13, 2012

cock skirt 

An excessively long foreksin, resulting in the foreskin overhanging the penis and looking like a purple Scotsman in a pink kilt.

My cock skirt's a bit chilly tonight.

cock skirt by Web Willy April 7, 2003

skirt migration 

When one's skirt rotates while walking so that the zipper keeps ending up in the front, requiring you to subtly adjust said skirt without anyone noticing.

Suffering from a bad case of skirt migration, I tried to shimmy my skirt back into place amongst the crowds on the subway, hoping nobody would notice.

skirt migration by HollyJ July 2, 2008

Skirt Mouth 

A person that can’t hold water they gossip too much

He or she is a Skirt mouth they can’t keep their mouth close they tell all of someone business

Skirt Mouth by Big Nut February 7, 2021