figure skating

the thing that slutty girls and gay guys turn to when they want to play a sport on the ice and they fail at hockey i mean if you want to twirl around just go do cheerleading and you dont have to be a complete retard and freeze your ass off while you try to seduce guys.

Figure Skater: Hey why don't you do figure skating?

Cheerleader: I know that people call us cheerleaders retarded because we are, but we're not that dumb to wear mini skirts inside and freeze our asses off while we can just jump around in our mini skirts outside too!

by hockey player :) February 17, 2009

Skarting

When you skate to places you tag/wheapaste/sticker bomb.

We were skarting down melrose friday night, it was tight.

by Rudy Jones April 28, 2010

Skanking

The act of mutual masterbation whilst Skyping.

Chris: so how far have you got with this new chick Steve?

Steve: so far we've only been Skanking.

by The true man March 23, 2014

aggressive inline skating

The faggiest sport ever! Gayer than a no hands bobbing for footlongs in chilli contest using only you buttcheeks. Gayer than Bieber. Also known as fruitbooting.

Don't be a Fag and fruitboot. Aggressive inline skating is for homos like Justin Bieber.

by FARTHAMMER December 2, 2013

skanking

this is when u prank call people in different countries (or in your own)using Skype

Yo man you missed the skanking call I made last nite, I told some guy in Canada he won a horse and the dipshit believed me.

by Chisim April 19, 2006

skating on shell casings

Slang for being extremely busy, having been extremely busy or both.

Busy person (picking up phone): "What !?! This had better be good! I am skating on shell casings here, you know!"

Caller: "The boss wants the names of who we are sending to the hazardous materials training."

Busy Person: "Yeah, I'll get right on that"

by johnny pubestache January 21, 2011

Skankings

Slutty, decorative, stalkings usually worn by whores, hookers, skanks, prostitutes, or girls named Katy.

"Hey, check out that skanky hooker! She's wearing some slutty ass skankings to hide her varicose veins and cellulite on her skanky legs!"

by WankyJanky September 29, 2011