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Moroccan Sidedoor

- when a woman of Moroccan or Northern African decent performs oral sex on a man , but possesses a mustache. When the male becomes tired of looking at the mustache he proceeds to physically turn her head to the side and ejaculate in her ear.
- So the other night i'd had enough of looking at her so i gave her a moroccan sidedoor.
by Mr Sidedoor July 27, 2010
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Siedow

by L33t Boy November 9, 2005
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three sided cock duster

handle bar moustache used to carefully dust the top and sides of a convenient cock
Man, that guy from supersize me has a huge three sided cock duster
by Steve eh April 23, 2008
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Youngstown King-Sized Bed

Two twin-sized mattresses, usually of inferior quality and purchased from a discount mattress outlet, pushed together to make a bed similar in size to a King. Named after the city of Youngstown, Ohio, where this concept was developed.
We couldn't afford a standard or California King so we got a Youngstown King-Sized Bed instead.
by TheYO May 14, 2011
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Blind Sided

To have your significant other, the love of your life cheat on you while you're out of town on work to such a degree that a general test for VD and HIV is in order.
1: Wow, Bryce totally got Blind Sided.

2: And one would think with that case of warts that someone forgot his jimmy hat.
by PDiggy March 18, 2010
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inadequately sexed

when you are not satisfied by your sexual encounters, usually because:
A. your partner sucks
or
B. you take your fantasies way too far and reality just isn't good enough for you anymore :'(
Help! I've been inadequately sexed!
by kickflip dude July 16, 2011
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one sided dry humping

An act of foreplay or a signal to initiate intercourse wherein one party initiates the act while the other just kinda lays there.
"Dude, I tried to pick up some chicks at Da Club last night, but I didn't get any secs."

"Bro, don't tell me you started one sided dry humping."

See also My Ex-Girlfriend and Douchebags At Nightclubs.
by Emay October 14, 2013
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