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Siberian Dog Sled

A sexual act to demonstrate loyalty and power in which a large male (preferably Russian with shared characteristics of that of a bear) man spreads at the top of the bed while 8 elegant females (preferably with collars on) pose in doggy positions set up in a formation of that similar to a dog sled. The Male will then proceed to whip them with a material of his choice until he has had enough.
John: “did you see that man Siberian dog sledding yesterday?”
by Smegma Shooter April 2, 2022
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Siberian Logger

A weapon made by taking a shit, freezing it, and dropping it into a sock
Person A:Yo, how did you get that black eye and broken arm!?
Person B:My mom used a Siberian Logger on me, made it herself
by totally not matthew May 28, 2018
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Siberian Silly Puddy

For weeks on, nutting into a mason jar and collecting it until it is full. Then pouring it into a popsicle mold and setting it out in the snow to freeze. Once frozen, you stick it into a harry clitoris and let it defrost with the natural body warmth. Resulting in fertilization.
"James came into existence because his mom got the siberian silly puddy"
by JamesNewton January 31, 2025
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Siberian Haze

The act of having intercourse with your partner in an uncomfortably cold room under the influence of opioids until you both either pass out from hypothermia or the opioids.
Hey baby you wanna get out Siberian haze on?
by FNG_Soap September 21, 2021
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siberian highway

The act of a person shoving a hot wheels track into your partners button and then running a hot wheels car down it.
I'm gonna Siberian Highway Reyna tonight.
by JulioBonjonkelz March 5, 2014
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Siberian Summer

When there is extremely heavy snowfall.
Usually without warning and from seemingly nowhere.

Called such due to Siberia's harsh weather conditions, particularly pertaining to snow. It's always snowing.

Therefore, any snowfall in a country not used to snow, has a Siberian Summer whenever there is snow. Doesn't have to actually be summer.
Fuck sake. When I went to bed it was dry as a wood chucks asshole. Now I've woken up and there's about 6 inches of snow! What is this, a Siberian Summer?
by cremebetween February 17, 2022
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Siberian Winter

A drop shot of 50/50 Rumple Minze and vodka dropped into half a glass of soda water with a dash of bitters. Created by an ethnically contrived bartender living in Bellingham Washington.
“Damn man that weird bartender from the Royal keeps trying to push Siberian Winters on my customers and nobody wants to drink that shit... it’s honestly getting kind of desperate
by TheRoyalRusski April 28, 2021
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