Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole on the back of the toilet.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.

Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Salami Shingles

Can be used to describe the flaps of your vagina, also known as your meat curtains or your labia

Person 1: "Man, my salami shingles sure are sore!"
Person 2: "What the fuck."

by P.U.R.V. August 4, 2018

Shanghai Shingles

Another word the the coronavirus.

Slang for the COVID-19.

Melissa: Damn! These Chinamen got the Shanghai Shingles!

by Norsfam5 March 26, 2020

shit shingle

Having anal sex with an unclean ass.
Upon completion, one finds a turd atop his penis. This act is directly responsible for the "Dirty Sanchez".

"Man, that fat bitch I was fuckin got me all shit shingled."

by Sskid January 17, 2005

shmingle

The act of combining shmoozing and mingling at the same time.

Joe was such a social butterfly that he would attend any party or meeting he was invited to so as not to pass up on any opportunity to shmingle.

by sailingfool September 9, 2009

Shing shong fling flong ding dong hing hong

Asian asshole getting penetrated by an extremely hot rod that is at least 12 inches and 20 degrees with a Huge cum bucket beside them

Oh gawd please stop Shing shong fling flong ding dong hing honging me

by Penetrating dong March 23, 2021

Shlong Shlinger

A person that plays with or pulls or slings their shlong.

Omg. Stop shling`n your shlong dan!

by - December 21, 2004