by Stupid Af July 13, 2021
Get the im shidding and farding rn mug.Riot Shielding is when you masturbate while watching porn with a laptop on your chest and the climax hits the back of it.
Friend: yo why are there white streaks running down your laptop
Me: oh I was riot shielding and forgot to wipe it
Me: oh I was riot shielding and forgot to wipe it
by Svenalator August 20, 2018
Get the Riot Shielding mug.'Shrewing' is the term given to lubricating the female shfincter with liquids not primarily designed for lubrication. Such liquids may include yoghurt, milkshake, toothpaste, irn bru and brylcream. Shrewing is usually used when anal sex is desired but the necessary lubricants are not readily available.
'oh shit i forgot to bring my vaseline'
'no worries, just shrew me with this chicken liver pate'
'im allergic to water based luricant, were gonna hav to do some shrewing if you want to penetrate my colon'
'fuck im out of lube, ill hav to shrew you with this fromage frais'
'no worries, just shrew me with this chicken liver pate'
'im allergic to water based luricant, were gonna hav to do some shrewing if you want to penetrate my colon'
'fuck im out of lube, ill hav to shrew you with this fromage frais'
by meakyboy69 January 10, 2010
Get the Shrewing mug.by big daddy April 13, 2005
Get the Fo' sheeding my seeding mug."Cor mate, get a look at my chocolate shreddies"
"Have you got clean shreddies on?"
"I'm packing some serious shreddies guys"
"Have you got clean shreddies on?"
"I'm packing some serious shreddies guys"
by BigMuffExpress February 4, 2012
Get the Shreddies mug.Another name for Parkinson's Law of Triviality. It's when an individual or group fixates on discussing trivial issues or ones way outside their area of expertise because the pressing issues they actually need to resolve are too hard for them to constructively engage with.
You know you're the victim of bike shedding when a colleague wants to call a meeting to discuss his face-palmingly idiotic suggestions for your project while deliberately ignoring critical problems of their own that they don't know how to fix or get started with.
You know you're the victim of bike shedding when a colleague wants to call a meeting to discuss his face-palmingly idiotic suggestions for your project while deliberately ignoring critical problems of their own that they don't know how to fix or get started with.
Developer: The CEO wants to be involved in the website redesign
Marketing: And the COO too. Pure bike shedding.
Marketing: And the COO too. Pure bike shedding.
by jetpants May 1, 2019
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