derek shingler

a large tub of lard never found on women

derek shingler's body and parts and moobies

by captn patches January 4, 2008

shit on a shingle

What mom is making tonight that is none of your business until it's on your plate.

What's for dinner, Shit on a shingle!

by Theresa Quirk April 16, 2006

Shing

The sound that Wolverine's retractable adamantium claws make when he ejects them.

When the X-Men assaulted the Sentinel base, Wolverine was like, "Shing!" and started chopping heads.

by Artie Fufkin July 4, 2008

Shingding

a party,a fun tym wif ur mates, going to the movies and mucking up wiif ur frends and finnaly being really random and having the tym ov ur life =

Steph and Monique are going to have there shingding tonigt yay

by Steph and Mon December 14, 2006

shling shlong

a peen that goes flippity flop

his shlong shlong was bouncing all over the place.

by Anonymous April 13, 2003

shingletown

a small town in nor-cal,with the main exports are arts,crafts and weed.You can usually pick up a farmers daughter for a six pack of Budwiser in this fine town.Beware though there is a group of homosexuals on montgomery rd.

If you find yourself wanting to fuck your sister move to Shingletown.

by jl January 22, 2004

Bu-Shing

Bu-Shing can be best defined as bud luck for eating at an asian restaurant. Upon receipt of the fortune cookie following the meal, should the cookie not contain a fortune, then this is called Bu-Shing, therefore the recipient of this unfortunate cookie will endure seven years of bad luck from that day.

Example 1 - Wayne John Beck was eating at Big Wok Mongolian BBQ at 9:09pm on Saturday November 10th, 2007. Following Mr. Beck's meal, he opened his fortune cookie only to discover BU-SHING. Mr. Beck was scared and ricewine began to pour from his eyes. He was advised by the staff at the restaurant to lock himself up in his house for the next seven years. No one has seen Mr. Beck since.

Example 2 - There was an episode of "Saved By The Bell," in which "Screech," observed this occurrence when he opened his fortune cookie at a restaurant he went to. Screech did not believe in Bu-Shing as he was acting. Two epidoes later "Saved By the Bell," was CANCELED. Years later, "Screech" who's real name is Dustin Diamond is now a member of Celebrity Fit Club.

by B-Pain December 5, 2007