Shove

A motion in which one party makes contact with the other in a violent motion that repels the receiving party. Because of its aggressive demeanor, this motion is still classified under the sub-category of "hit". This motion could also be classified as a "push", "repelling-motion-thing", or a "slow-hit".

The girl "shoved" the boy after he joked about her curly bangs.
- or -
"Hey! Stop "slow-hitting" on me!"

by notthatoneguythatyouthinkitis March 2, 2015

shovel slam

The act of taking your erect penis and slamming into someone where there is no opening and they are fully clothed.

I totally shovel slammed my teacher. He has an imprint of my penis on his cheek.

by Jesus' Goochole November 17, 2006

shovelsmack

someone with such an ugly face that looks like it has been smacked with a shovel

Shes such a shovelsmack

by Alice B December 9, 2008

Go shove a match in your dick and light it!

A meaner version of prases like "Go jump in the lake!"

Note "it" can, depending on the circumstances, refer to either the dick or the match.

Guy: "Will you make me a sandwich?"
Girl: "Go shove a match in your dick and light it!"
Guy: "Should I light the match or my dick?"

by CowManCheeseBall September 9, 2012

Truffle shovel

Licking truffle butter off of someone's asshole and proceeding to eat it

Hey baby, only $50 for a truffle shovel.

by TheMacDaddy March 19, 2016

Shmogen

A word created by LUKE MOTHER F'IN BROWN, this word can mean anything from a noun to a verb. It is a great substitute if you have no idea what is going on to change the subject of this word that no one has heard. RIP Luke Brown

Why don't you go Shmogen yourself!

Why Shmogen there!

What in the Shmogen are you talking about?

by Hoey1 February 25, 2010

Shovel Face

A nasty bitch who got hit in the face with a shovel when she was younger. Most likely will sleep with anything,including her boyfriends friends, and may cause projectile vomitting. Most likely gets picked on and beat up due to her facial deformity. Excretes and excessive amount of gak.

"Shovel face tried to get with him and he puked all over her!"
"I really like her guys but that nose man that nose!"

by tumme April 14, 2008