Shittistic

A stupid and meaningless fact or statistic. A portmanteau of the words "shit" and "statistic."

"I desperately need a girlfriend. Any guy who is over 24 years old and never dated a girl is stigmatized as gay." - Mason

"Are you fucking kidding me? There are so many things incorrect with that statement." - Adam

"I believe you, bro." - Mason

"Where did you learn this shittistic?" - Adam

"Fox News, bruh." - Mason

by RyanMcCarthy July 6, 2019

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Shitstick

To have shit smeared across your mouth/lips after eating someone's ass

Don't go kissing Derek! D'You see Derek the other day walkin around wearing his girl's shitstick?

by Papiernesto January 2, 2020

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Shintastic • shitastic • Shittastic • shantastic • shitastical • skintastic • shibtastic • Shitasticfied • Shittasticity • Shittasticular

Chintastic

a very smart person

Herman is not chintastic & is very stupid.

by Chintastic February 28, 2020

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Chintastic

a very smart person

Herman is not chintastic & is very stupid.

by Chintastic February 28, 2020

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Santastic

Santastic is a guy from Liege's Llama Habitat server, he is also known for being the best stalker in this world, if you join a game, he has alr joined and he must the waiting for you, he is also known as Santa, and he will give you presents if you ask him, he is a papulince, so, dont be closer to him, or you will become a papulince!

Oofrun: what are you doing?
Vincent: Trying to avoid Santastic's stalks

by Minced Meat July 11, 2020

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