Skip to main content

shimpling

Using a web site of dubious academic rigour to back up an argument.
I knew Phil was shimpling when he backed up an argument about UFOs with a reference to Art Bell's site.
by Dr.Funkalicious November 3, 2005
mugGet the shimpling mug.

reality shifting

reality shifting is when mentally ill teenage girls think its possible to move your subconscious from this reality to another using different methods. it became popular on tiktok in 2021 from posts of teenagers claiming they went to hogwarts. what this actually is is lucid dreaming. lucid dreaming is a dream that feels real, and you can control different elements of it. reality shifters refuse to believe that reality shifting is the same thing as lucid dreaming, and their main argument is that reality shifts can last for months. many of these people are simply lying, however the brain can trick you into thinking dreams last months. if a reality shifter ever tells you they can shift for months or years at a time, tell them to learn a new language by tomorrow. this completely shuts down their point as they will not actually be able to learn a language in one dream.

if you have gotten interested in reality shifting and know it's not real but wish it was, do some research on lucid dreaming! it feels completely real and has lots of scientific evidence.
mentally ill teenager: i was reality shifting last night, and it really worked! i shifted to hogwarts last night!
person with an iq above 50: you mean you lucid dreamt last night?
mentally ill teenager: NO!! IT WAS A REAL REALITY!!
person with an iq above 50: okay emily...
by bigfella23432 January 14, 2022
mugGet the reality shifting mug.

Shower Shafting

Oh no! I can't masturbate in my room because I have roommates! I had better go shower shafting to clear this urge! Or be good with girls and get laid!
by Waldo Black August 23, 2014
mugGet the Shower Shafting mug.

shisting

Fisting an orifice while simultaneously being shat and pissed upon"
Chris: Hey Rachel
Rachel: Hey, do you want to have sex?
Chris: Well...only if were going to be shisting.
Rachel: Of course, I've been holding in a big shit all day.
Chris: Yes!, plop that on my chest.
by encyclopedia of sex October 7, 2005
mugGet the shisting mug.

Shitling

A shitling is a term used when defining a dirty orphan on the side of the road. (Be careful not to mistake for naturally brown orphans of the Indian and African American race.) It is also the proper word for babies born from infertile.
I saw a shitling on the side of the road the other day, it was so cute.
by Narnaoooo February 26, 2011
mugGet the Shitling mug.

Shifting

Dumbass shit thats just lucid dreaming, but dumbfuck astrology bitches swear it's real.
Shifting:
"Did you know that you could Shift into a different reality by doing ______?"
"Those are the same techniques used to Lucid Dream dumbass"
by SuGonDees April 13, 2021
mugGet the Shifting mug.

Shafting

Hey baby this shaft needs cleaning, get on it, shafting please!
by matty8121 May 22, 2010
mugGet the Shafting mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email