Shell Day

A day spent on self care.

My eyebrows and nails could use some maintenance, so glad tomorrow is shell day!

by GingerJ March 5, 2026

shell rip

When you are straight up, required to jump in-and-out of heaven to test a physics module built to hold-up civilization so lady-crotch-zombie-demon-pirate-vampire-occult-secret-society looney tunes do not go chasing the demonic trajectory of harming children of any God-Spirit for their intellectual abilities again so they can join Earth, Wind and Fire aka, Beauty, Mind & Strength. ya that thing.

Tōkōwā did a shell rip to rebuild his 'Bridge to Heaven' mechanisms. The parasites were nowhere to be seen and really have no clue what they are once you stop feeding their pecker brains.

by EDONITIYAKANIYA August 26, 2025

blue shell vagina

A vagina so desirable that other vaginas flock to it, similar to the blue shell in Mario Kart attacking the enemy in first place.

Did you see her pussy? It’s perfect, a true blue shell vagina.

by True_X_Blue August 10, 2023

Running the shell

Running the shell means to run the defense.

My basketball coach tells us to start running the shell during practice.

by PWS27 April 8, 2017

snail shell

Fucking a girl with a folded-up flaccid penis.

I had too many Tecates to fuck my girl but she kept asking for it so I gave her the snail shell.

by the_jerk September 12, 2014

Magic Conch Shell

One does not simply define the Magic Conch Shell. It defines you.

Magic Conch Shell, can I define you?
-No.

by CameronBri April 30, 2014

Blue Shell

A cursed item in Mario Kart made by satan himself that targets you in first place, possibly ruining your race and friendships; Hell in the form of a Mario Kart item

"That Blue Shell was absolute bullshit!"
"If you use that fucking Blue Shell, I will beat the fuck out of you

by Cosmic. December 8, 2018