Jesus: "Watch as I turn this water into wine!"
*water changes to wine*
Onlooker: " Holy shit, he really did it. I just shat bricks"
*water changes to wine*
Onlooker: " Holy shit, he really did it. I just shat bricks"
by TheDudeguyman August 05, 2008
by remtiw mada November 25, 2010
n. A person who smells like ass.
v. "shat-gnatting, shat-gnatter" The act of sipping another's duck butter through a straw.
v. "shat-gnatting, shat-gnatter" The act of sipping another's duck butter through a straw.
v. That girls breath smelled so bad, it was as if she had been shat-gnatting all night.
n. Holy shit shat-gnat when was the last time you took a bath?!
n. Holy shit shat-gnat when was the last time you took a bath?!
by mwoods244 July 03, 2010
a fun way of saying shits and giggles which will add some humor into anything because its so random and awesome.
Megan: hurhurhur LILY IM BRINGING MY CAMERA ON MONDAAAY :DDDDD
Stephen: Dont let her take pictures of you! she said she will shik to them!
Lily: WE BETTER LOOK LIKE DELICIOUS DRAG QUEENS THEN. FOR SHATS AND GAGGLES.
Stephen: Dont let her take pictures of you! she said she will shik to them!
Lily: WE BETTER LOOK LIKE DELICIOUS DRAG QUEENS THEN. FOR SHATS AND GAGGLES.
by PromKingBch June 14, 2010
A Fat Shat is piece of excrement that has built up so much pressure in its time in the small intestine that, on release, reaches a speed of over 35MPH. Fat Shats can often cause damage to the toilet, usually cracking the porcelain. Fat Shats are usually as large as a small football. It is common for Fat Shats to be released in someone's pants when they are hit by a strong force, hearing shocking news, or possibly just when one cannot possibly hold it in any longer
by Mikey Crease January 10, 2019
Taking a raucous shit...an overly abrasive boom boom session. Usually happens after eating or drinking too much of one sketch product. Sometimes dairy products make one shat brack real hard.
Fuck dude, I just pounded mad swiss cake rolls and off brand american cheese singles-i'm gonna fuckin shat brack!
Last night I rocked 14 pints of Guinness and an industrial sized container of Crisco. Needless to say, I shat brack this morning mofucka!
Remember that time when Maurice got fired up on whiskey and shat brack in his pants?
Last night I rocked 14 pints of Guinness and an industrial sized container of Crisco. Needless to say, I shat brack this morning mofucka!
Remember that time when Maurice got fired up on whiskey and shat brack in his pants?
by Kevin FitzGerald October 21, 2006
Term given to all Satellite Navigation devices designed for driving.
They are often lost, confused, incorrect and suggesting the user make a U-turn when possible. Examples include directing the user to turn left into a river, against traffic in a one-way system or directing HGVs down single-lane country roads, which has led to a new road sign being created to warn drivers to ignore their sat-nav.
They are often lost, confused, incorrect and suggesting the user make a U-turn when possible. Examples include directing the user to turn left into a river, against traffic in a one-way system or directing HGVs down single-lane country roads, which has led to a new road sign being created to warn drivers to ignore their sat-nav.
Sat-Nav: "After 200 yards, turn right"
Passenger: "Dude, will you turn off your Shat-Nav, it's directing you into that river!"
Passenger: "Dude, will you turn off your Shat-Nav, it's directing you into that river!"
by borntoboogie July 05, 2009