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Attention-seeking

Someone who loves and desires attention, they seek attention and sometimes live off of attention. They will do anything for attention even things that is immoral like posting pictures half naked, backstabbing, lying, fake crying, acting insecure for compliments.

Most girl attention seekers are called Melissa, Jenny, Jessica, Lezil, and Désiré.
Girl1: I'm so ugly, I think everyone is prettier than me.
Girl2: Please stop attention-seeking, it's really irritating. Everyone knows you think you are hot why else would you take thousands of pictures and half naked too. Just get over yourself.
by TheForener April 30, 2013
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A disorder in which somebody makes up or exaggerates a mental illness for attention. Someone likely has this condition if they are constantly making posts on social media about their insurmountable struggles dealing with (e.g. anxiety, depression) and seem to always have the need to remind others about how sick or damaged they are. These people also typically make vague posts of their dire distress in order to obtain sympathy and bait people into talking to them about it. It is common for these individuals to use their illness as an excuse for their behavior, esp. when treating others poorly yet expects those same people feel sorry for them. Those affected by ASCD typically make little or no effort to get better from their supposed illness because they are more interested in getting attention than improving their quality of life. The demographic most affected by this ailment are adolescent females who spend too much time on their phones utilizing social media.
John: "Wow I can't look at facebook without seeing Sophie sharing depression quotes all the time!"
Brian: "You should just unfriend her, bro. she has Attention-Seeking Cunt Disorder."
by WhoLikesBananas August 22, 2017
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Seeding

When one dude cums inside another dude who is really horny and he wants to own him with his cum so he pushes it all inside him and makes him take every last drop of it with no condom holding it back
"Brady Quinn fucked me good last night, so fucking good, was an awesome seeding, he owns me"
by Brady's Bitch December 21, 2009
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Seein' balls

Your eyes; A term often used by the..."less educated" folks down by the river
"Maw! My seein' balls dun got pecked out by a chicken!"
by Lunar/Solar October 14, 2008
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Fiber Seeking Backhoe

An evil machine, normally found at construction sites, hellbent on finding your internet and removing it. Most hated machine in the IT realm.
That Fiber Seeking Backhoe totally took down my internet yesterday!
by Stevehnh April 10, 2011
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sleep sexing

Similar to sleep walking, sleep sexing is when two people copulate while being asleep. Usually they wake up in the middle and figure out what's going on then after it's over fall back asleep. Later on they might even think it was a dream.
boy: so I had this amazing dream that we had sex this morning!

girl: yeah that really happened

boy: dude we were totally sleep sexing!
by anonymouse krazy January 20, 2009
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SESing

Spontaneous Erection Syndrome: Affecting usually young teenage males 12-15 years old in which they unfold an erection randomly for no apparent reason. Similar to females' "PMSing", this term can refer to the embarrassing occurrence of this event.

Jimmy: "Did you just see Ben get a boner? I think he wants to get it on with Mrs. Patterson!"

Gerald: "Nah bro, he's just SESing."
SESing PMSing boner penis erection
by Steven Gerard November 2, 2012
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