Polish Secret

A sex act where you go to a brothel in Amsterdam and a prostitute masturbates with a kielbasa whilst humiliating you

Prostitute: “Oh jä, you could never compare to zis Keilbasa”
You: “Wait why is the prostitute German”
That’s the Polish secret ;)

by BłûėJüdę July 23, 2020

Ninja Secret

A secret that not even the secret keeper or teller knows.
No one knows so its a ninja secret.

Person 1 " so hows life"

Person 2 " its a secret"

Person 1 " you can tell me your secret"

Person 2" its a ninja secret"

Person 1 " what?!"

Person 2 " I dont even know the secret, there for its a ninja secret"

by secretkeeper524 February 3, 2012

secret window

a sexual scenario where a man is having butt sex with his girlfriend in which she is facing a window with her hands on the wall, then he shiftily switches places with a good friend and runs outside to wave at his soon to be "very surprised that she is being banged by a random guy" girlfriend

David and John pulled off a secret window with Mary last night

by lil_jon_is_my_hero January 16, 2006

Secret shitter

A public bathroom that is accessible but well-hidden; a primo location for uninterrupted pooping.

"Dude, there's a secret shitter in the basement of McKeldin Library! I violently diarrhea'd all OVER that thing and nobody ever knew!"

by Henry Stockton April 25, 2010

Secret Smoker

Someone who decries smoking during the day, but at night loves nothing more than a nice menthol.

Kim was a classic Secret Smoker. She would lecture her kids about the evils of smoking all day but, come 2 am, she would sneak behind the garage and relax with a nice cigarette.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

secret shot

Taking a shot of alcohol with a friend without letting the rest of the group know at a club, bar, and/or party.

Daniel was designated driver so he asked me to take a secret shot so he could get buzzed.

by headoutthegutter April 22, 2010

Victoria's Secret

Victoria's Secret is that she really buys her underwear from Walmart.

"Let's go buy some extremely overpriced g-strings at Victoria's Secret."

by lacey May 7, 2005