seamonkeys

Little particles that remain in the toilet after flushing a nasty dump.

Joey must have dropped the kids off at the pool because when I went in the bathroom I had to flush the seamonkeys before I sat down.

by Sean Re December 20, 2004

SEAMONKEY

referred to as the turbo-charged coupe car that was first imported from germany in the early 80's.
newer version resemble to chrysler sebring, but do not confuse the two!
seamonkey owners have sent many complaints about their cars being confused with the chrysler model and request that manufactors change the body build or to stop making the seamonkeys.
chrysler took these complaints to heart and in 2005 the last sebring coupe was distributed to the public.

"damn that seamonkey is fast!"

"you wanna race my seamonkey?!"

"that is a luxurios seamonkey that you have there!"

by crazygirl21 October 18, 2008

Seamount

The act of a woman mounting a man and riding him in an oceanic fashion

Daves mom seamounted Ryan

by Daves Moms December 10, 2010

semo

someone who fuckin masturbates yeahhhhhhhhhhhh. self employed manual operator whaaaaaaaaat

oh man that guy is such a semo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by jesuswuznalien July 4, 2005

Semo

one who is whipped by a bitch.

Dude your straight up semo in' right now

by Raider99 April 8, 2007

seamore

A cat who is very large (almost 20 pounds) and gray. Likes to cuddle, nuzzle into your arm, roll around on the ground, and sleep on your head. Usually doesn't like to move unless there is a reward (food) involved or sees someone who will pet them. Sometimes he will run, but not very often and doesn't like to go long distances.

I was mesmorized by Seamore

by blairbearlovescats May 18, 2011

seamonster

1. Form of sexual deviancy in which one of the male gender encounters an attractive female on the street during a rainy night, throws her down in a puddle, and rapes her. This is generally frowned upon by anyone residing north of the mason-dixon line. Elsewhere, however, not so much.
2. My dick

1. I was walking home from work the other night when I seamonstered this chick. She totally wanted it.
2. When she caught up with me afterward, she butchered my seamonster. Go figure.

by codgermayne May 4, 2009