SCOUSER

An inhabitant of a city fueled by insecurity, weakness and self pity. A city that has received millions in European funding over the years and is still in the top 5 deprived areas of Europe and a low academic record to match. In the main because of the lack of drive, ambition and a propensity to blame everyone else for their failiure. The scouser has a great deal of hatred from Mancunians for building the ship canal, which defined the demise of Liverpool port trade. Where most economies moved on, Liverpool cornered the market in whinging thus creating a culture of state dependency. A common question is why so many people hate Liverpool, because the Scouser hates himself.

I'm a Scouser and we won the Capital of Culture, Giz a grant mate

by Trent Bretton October 11, 2007

Sweating like a scouser in Dixons

what one does when it's fucking hot!

Fuck me it's so hot I'm sweating like a scouser in Dixons

by eddie23 August 6, 2003

scouser

A winging, whining rat with a chip on their shoulder who thinks everything is someone elses fault and that the whole world is against liverpool. A loud aggressive bully who thinks they are hilarious and that everyone else wants to hear what they think. The noisy drunken group who arrive at your hotel and ruin your holiday, and the reason your car no longer has a stereo.

"I love Liverpool, shame its full of fuckin scousers."

"Why is it that no matter where you go, there is always some idiot loudmouthed scouser who has to spoil it for everyone else?"

by attackweasel May 26, 2009

scouser

A winging, whining rat with a chip on their shoulder who thinks everything is someone elses fault and that the whole world is against liverpool. A loud aggressive bully who thinks they are hilarious and that everyone else wants to hear what they think. The noisy drunken group who arrive at your hotel and ruin your holiday, and the reason your car no longer has a stereo.

"I love Liverpool, shame its full of fuckin scousers."

"Why is it that no matter where you go, there is always some idiot loudmouthed scouser who has to spoil it for everyone else?"

by attackweasel May 26, 2009

souse

1. a meat jelly made from the leftovers of animals that don't even end up in alpo.

2. a term describe a huge,strong, smelly, slimy woman.

o god! It smells all vinegary and its oozing this fluid! Just like the souse!

by BAG-HEAD! September 11, 2008

scouser

People from Liverpool. Like everyone else expect with an exaggerated accent. Yes like you, or in fact me. Some are "scum" but then again I imagine everywhere in the country has twats living there. So all you pricks from manchester, get a job and stop bitching about a place you can't afford to get to because you support several kids, have a drink problem and scav off the dole :)

i saw a scouser today, la

by Tim December 4, 2004

Scube

Verb. To blow off an assignment or an exam. To bs.

Use is it as a substitute for "screw it"

It has been suggested that the word's origin can be derived from the following mnemonic:

Second Semester Senior= SSS=S^3=S cubed=Scube.

The word is believed to have originated from monta vista\ high school in early January 2006 when seniors found themselves feeling malaise and apathy towards all their AP classes.

See senioritis

Sam: I spent six hours watching reruns of Friends, Seinfeld, and Gilmore Girls yesterday.
Frank: So did you study for the AP government test?
Sam: No, I'm gonna scube that.

Sam: Pelkey assigned three major projects due before the AP test?
Michael: Yeah.
Sam: That's smart. Anyway, Ima scube 'em.

by MV student February 11, 2006