Velvet Scrunchie

A warm, snug and velvety smooth vagina.

Tom loved to bang his girlfriend Rachel. He loved nothing more than to inject his beef stick deep in her Velvet Scrunchie.

by Eaton Holgoode September 26, 2014

Scranbag

Someone who is completely disorganised and is very scruffy in appearance.

Man, I'm fed up of that guy never getting to work on time. He always looks like he's been dragged through a sewer and then pissed on by a dozen tramps. He's just a shitty little scranbag!

by The Minge September 28, 2008

Scran

A term used when someone wants to eat/get something to eat. Commonly used by krans

“Might go get some fat scran like”

by Sir_chvnky_mvnky December 21, 2019

scran

A word the Royal Marines use for any food.

Right lads go get your scran and get back here for 2100 hours.

by dario g February 19, 2004

Scrank

The act of screaming while wanking.

Jeremy "What you up to now?"
Pedro "Just going for a cheeky scrank"

by Scranker May 21, 2010

scrunchy

a ponytail holder or hair tie, often very decorative with gathers. Can be solid or patterned. Usually made of fabric. Name comes from Scünci, a company which makes many types of hair products including ponytail elastics, etc.

Nothing would hold my straight hair back until I found this awesome scrunchy!

by GGP May 18, 2006

Scrungle

To be cute. A cute object

"people look at me and saw aww the scrungle"

by Weiner337 October 1, 2022