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Scrote-Brain

A chronic illness, commonly brought on by drug use, which is often seen in men. The afflicted men will behave in unusual ways, such as saying embarrassing or unruly statements.

Severe cases of Scrote-Brain can lead the afflicted individual to display physical behavior beyond rational explanation, such as digging through trash, hoarding, terrorizing the general populace, etc.

Scrote-Brain is thought to be incurable. However, some studies have shown positive results with the afflicted simply choosing to improve their lives of their own volition. Due to this mechanism, the recovery rate is both exceedingly miniscule, and highly random.
"Did you see that guy licking the pavement behind the KFC? He looks like he's got severe Scrote-Brain."
by The_sp00k January 11, 2022
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Scrotee

Scro·Tee (scrow-tee) - A slang term, based on the origin word scrotum.

i.e. scrotum is a pouch of skin containing the testicles.

Can also be spelled scrotie.
Phal: Hey,,, man!! I wanna hang but my girl needs me to do everything for her instead, haha I ain't a cuck or nothin', tho!

Lus: Yeah man, I wouldn't say so. You're using that word outta context, brooo... But you are acting like a real scrotee though!!

Phal: Dude, nuh uh!!

Lus: Yeah dude, you and the guys are all a bunch of scrotees when it comes to your gals.
by checkerflats October 23, 2018
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scrote

An insult that a feminist called me a few years ago
Me: You probably shouldn't joke about killing male babies. I know men suck, but why are you bringing babies into this? Also, you said you're a feminist, but isn't feminism supposed to be "the advocacy of women's rights on the basis of the equality of the sexes"?

Feminism: Shut the f*ck up, you scrote!
Me: *reluctantly turns the other cheek*
by standing up for what's right December 4, 2023
mugGet the scrotemug.

Scrote rip

A sack's worst nightmare. A painful, emotionally traumatic experience in which the tender skin of the male scortum is violently ripped.
"Ouch, I'm going to need that one sewn up soon, that scrote rip was rough."
by Scroterip August 17, 2014
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uni scrote

A man having testicles so large that it appears as if it is one giant ball
My fiances uni scrote is as big as a softball
by cupcakebandit87 November 10, 2015
mugGet the uni scrotemug.

Scrote-Skimming

/ˈskrōt ˌskɪm·ɪŋ/
(noun)

Definition:
The act of lovingly, hilariously nuzzling one’s face in the general vicinity of a man’s balls with enthusiasm, curiosity, and zero shame. Equal parts romantic gesture and chaotic impulse. Often accompanied by laughter, squeals, and a complete disregard for dignity.
• “He said he liked affection, so I introduced him to the ancient art of scrote-skimming.”
• “I was aiming for a kiss. I ended up scrote-skimming. He’s still recovering.”
• “If motorboating had a younger, messier cousin… it’d be this.”
Usage Notes:
• Best attempted in a committed relationship, a trusted situationship, or when your name is already saved as “Menace 🐒” in their phone.
• May induce giggle fits, eye contact avoidance, or unexpected proposals.
• Bonus points if you announce, “I’m going in for a skim!” beforehand.

See also:
🛥 Motorboating — the bosom equivalent
by Stephy85 July 4, 2025
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scrote

If its not a boat, or a coat, or a moat, it must be a scrote
by Somebody, but not Nobody March 11, 2022
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