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Scrote Moat

When one’s undergarments are soiled so marvelously that the contents of their excrement travel forward and up, encircling the scrotum. Seen most often during infancy and discovered during a diaper change. However, this predicament is theoretically possible in adulthood when a falsely trusted toot turns into an over achieving shart, becoming more than the unfortunate soul bargained for.
Babe, pass the wipes, a fresh diaper, and a HAZMAT bag our son just gave himself a hefty scrote moat.

*farts and checks* Fuckin’ hell Stephen, I just decimated my chonies! Let’s ditch this party so I can clean up this scrote moat.
by The OG Tigerbeard July 5, 2025
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Scrote Kegal

When an elderly gentleman with a saggy ballsack leap-frogs you, drags his stretchy sack over your skull and clinches on your dome.
Dude, that bachelor party was wild. Kyle got all fucked up and scrote kegaled the best man
by The Real Spoons July 7, 2022
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Scrote Fote

A pic of your balls without the inclusion of the dick
It’s Thursday. Gotta send the boys a scrote fote so they can check me for cancer
by sir climer the great April 13, 2025
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Gargle my Scrote

Wendy was giving me shit, so I told her to gargle my scrote before I gave her a Schmack
by Dr. Bocaciac October 18, 2018
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Scrote-Skimming

/ˈskrōt ˌskɪm·ɪŋ/
(noun)

Definition:
The act of lovingly, hilariously nuzzling one’s face in the general vicinity of a man’s balls with enthusiasm, curiosity, and zero shame. Equal parts romantic gesture and chaotic impulse. Often accompanied by laughter, squeals, and a complete disregard for dignity.
• “He said he liked affection, so I introduced him to the ancient art of scrote-skimming.”
• “I was aiming for a kiss. I ended up scrote-skimming. He’s still recovering.”
• “If motorboating had a younger, messier cousin… it’d be this.”
Usage Notes:
• Best attempted in a committed relationship, a trusted situationship, or when your name is already saved as “Menace 🐒” in their phone.
• May induce giggle fits, eye contact avoidance, or unexpected proposals.
• Bonus points if you announce, “I’m going in for a skim!” beforehand.

See also:
🛥 Motorboating — the bosom equivalent
by Stephy85 July 4, 2025
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uni scrote

A man having testicles so large that it appears as if it is one giant ball
My fiances uni scrote is as big as a softball
by cupcakebandit87 November 10, 2015
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