schlucked up

to get schlucked up is be drunk, high, etc. to an extreme extent
a synonym for "fucked up" that can be used without cursing

"Man I was so schlucked up last night"

by eheimps March 28, 2022

schmickle

The movement a cat makes when winding around her human's ankles

The sleek calico's fur felt like satin when she began to schmickle around her owner's ankles.

by Cat Lady of Aberdeen April 1, 2022

Schmuckette

A person that always takes your pens or pencils

Can you stop being a schmuckette and give me back my pencil?

by Oxen December 14, 2022

Scheckletoes

Toes but they are made of Jewish dimes. Or sharp toes sold for millions of dollars.

Hey bob look at my Scheckletoes

Gimmie Gimmie I’m gonna make so much money!!
No give me my toes back!
Never.

by Mrs. Clause January 2, 2023

Schmickle

When there are a multiple of sphincters this will make schmickle people

Why are there so many schmickle people (sphincters) around here.

by anonymous September 6, 2023

Schmackler

When you're doing anal and you feel a piece of shit poking your dick

Person 1: "Dude, I was fucking my boyfriend last night and the whole time there was a schmackler poking the tip of my schlong."
Person 2: "Been there, bro."

by Pres. Chester A. Arthur September 15, 2023

Schmeckle Sandwich

The act of shitting between two slices of wheat, must be wheat, bread. Then shoving it into your partners labia. Finally, allowing your best friend to eat said sandwich out of the labia.

Zack: "Hey Jonas! Let me finish that Schmeckle Sandwich from your girlfriends labia!"

Jonas: "No way man!! I'm starving!!"

by IMSZac January 26, 2024