schlupe

A collective term for all snow sports (skiing, snowboarding, tobogganing etc)

Hey bud! Are you keen to go for a schlupe today? Yeah man, I’m gonna take my skis, what are you taking?

by Kkell91 August 17, 2024

Schlumberger

Not SLB

Schlumberger is not the same as SLB.

by norber02 January 15, 2025

Schlapped

When a man grabs another man's penis against his will.

"I'm at the club and some morherfucker I never seen come right up to the bar and schlapped me!"

by Super Johnson February 21, 2025

Schleped

When you try to help someone, expose wrongdoing, or do something for their benefit, but instead they turn against you, get you banned, or take legal action.

I tried to warn the server about the scammers, but now I’ve been schleped—can’t believe they sued me after I was just helping.

by TripinAtWork August 15, 2025

alter schlumpf

When you leak nudes from somebody with somebody else and after you’re getting exposed for it you blame everybody else.

Yo your girlfriends nudes got exposed did you did it?

Yes but I still fuck her because I did the alter Schlumpf.

by Honigmädchen July 3, 2021

Papa Schlump

Papa Schlump is the best character from Smurfs. He is extremely handsome, and very wise. He is old, but he would be a good sugar dada. If I were you, I would have him as your favorite character.

x: “who is your fav character from Smurfs?”
Y: “Papa Schlump duh!”

by fifi wifi May 6, 2022

Corona-Schlamper

someone who doesn't care about the deadly virus und risked the life of 8 Mio people and helps spreading the virus, by not accepting and not following the corona rules.

Same goes for Corona-Spasti.

there is no sexual content. the main word here is corona.

Sie repräsentierte sich als Corona-Schlamper und zeigte ihre Unzufridenheit, vom letzten Arier ignoriert zu werden, mit immensen Psychose-Anfällen, dass heute noch dem letzten Arier der Schädel brummt.

by coolcommand2 August 19, 2023