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Josh Sawyer Destroyer

A bedazzled Strap-on that Spitz uses daily on Josh Sawyer. It's got a quaff of hair.
Did you see him using that "Josh Sawyer Destroyer", it totally destroyed his rectum.
by Josh Sawyer's Destroyer December 14, 2012
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Tom Sawyer'd [tom sawyer]

To be tricked or deceived into performing a laborious or unpleasant task vie reverse psychology.
steve: damn it John Tom Sawyer'd tom sawyer me into helping him clean

tom sawyer: haha
by pi3r8 October 23, 2008
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Tom Sawyer Raft Ride

The act of taking a dump on a hard surface, like a table or counter, and having your partner lay down on it with their back, causing it to spread between their back and the surface. After the dump is spread, you then stand above them and piss all over their face.
The Tom Sawyer Raft Ride is a lot more refreshing than it sounds...
by Stunzeedkus March 1, 2011
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Ref Sawyer

A ref that is kind of like the Sawyer character from Miracle on 34th Street, wants somebody locked away for no good reason. The opposite of someone that thinks murderers should be free (which would obviously make the world a dangerous place).
The ref in the Green Bay-Minnesota game didn't want to be Ref Sawyer from Miracle on 34th Street, clang clang, his helmet hit me he's going to Bellevue and now I'm the perfect enemy of all Minnesota fans, no he didn't eject Jefferson from the game as a matter of public relations even if he had numbers in Green Bay on his side, but he still didn't like what Jefferson did.
by Snowboy Jr. January 2, 2023
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Sawyer

has the biggest cock in the universe he cant even wear pants it will just rip off like its not funny
Jakob: hi guys its me im cool
sawyer:wap!
jakob: ow you hit me with your cock
by sussy234566 December 9, 2022
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sawyer vradenburg

just a dude who’s soulmate is someone named angie… <3
Bob: “Sawyer Vradenburg and Angie just belong together
by random1477633 August 6, 2023
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Sawyer

Sawyer is an amazing person. She is really funny and you won't be able to stop laughing when you are around her. She can sometimes be a baddie but always is funny. She is pretty cool but can be mean sometimes. She can also cause a laughing thing called PBA in a good way. PBA is when you laugh so hard you can't breathe, your foot starts vibrating, and you sometimes get sorta posezzed from laughing so hard.
someone: Hahaha Sawyer you are so funny I can't breathe
by Nanny that is colored December 24, 2022
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