by AYB February 17, 2003
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Saturday night is the most important invention in human history. Saturday night is the reason most conflicts have been resolved and is responsible for some of mankinds most excellent discoveries.
Acceptable ways to spend Saturday night include going out to the cinema, drinking beer, watching the footy highlights with your mates, clubbing, eating kebab, beating the wife and/or kids, and spending a dirty night out. Unacceptable ways to spend a Saturday night include going to bed early and being ill.
Without Saturday night it is conceivable that the couple of protein strands that joined in the primodial goo to form Earths first ever life form would never have done so, and all life as we know it would not exist.
Several other good facts about Saturday night include that it's impossible to fail to pull a slapper, it's the only night apart from Wednesday that it's legal to dine in an Indian restaurant, it's my favourite night of the week and it follows Friday night.
Saturday night is the most important invention in human history. Saturday night is the reason most conflicts have been resolved and is responsible for some of mankinds most excellent discoveries.
Acceptable ways to spend Saturday night include going out to the cinema, drinking beer, watching the footy highlights with your mates, clubbing, eating kebab, beating the wife and/or kids, and spending a dirty night out. Unacceptable ways to spend a Saturday night include going to bed early and being ill.
Without Saturday night it is conceivable that the couple of protein strands that joined in the primodial goo to form Earths first ever life form would never have done so, and all life as we know it would not exist.
Several other good facts about Saturday night include that it's impossible to fail to pull a slapper, it's the only night apart from Wednesday that it's legal to dine in an Indian restaurant, it's my favourite night of the week and it follows Friday night.
"It's Saturday Night! Let's get ready to rumble!"
Jim: "What shall we do?"
Pete: "Well it is Saturday night. Lets drink beer, get a kebab and go home to beat the wife and kids."
"I'm so happy it's saturday night, it's my favourite night of the week."
George: "Hey Saddam, it's Saturday night. What do you say we forget all this silly sentenced to death nonsense and go to the cinema?"
Saddam: "Infidel."
Jim: "What shall we do?"
Pete: "Well it is Saturday night. Lets drink beer, get a kebab and go home to beat the wife and kids."
"I'm so happy it's saturday night, it's my favourite night of the week."
George: "Hey Saddam, it's Saturday night. What do you say we forget all this silly sentenced to death nonsense and go to the cinema?"
Saddam: "Infidel."
by Jamie Douglas November 20, 2006
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Best friend:Hey u ready for sexual Saturday
Other friend:Don’t have anyone
Best friend:What about me
Other friend Eww that’s gay
Best friend:Not today
Other friend:Oh ok
Other friend:Don’t have anyone
Best friend:What about me
Other friend Eww that’s gay
Best friend:Not today
Other friend:Oh ok
by 699669966997 November 20, 2019
Get the Sexual Saturday mug.A slang term for an inexpensive, small-caliber revolver. Dave Kopel, Research Director at the Independence Institute, explains:
The “Saturday night special” is in part a linguistic descendant of the racist phrase "Niggertown Saturday Night." The obvious implication of the phrase "Saturday night special" is that it is a gun used by "niggers" to shoot each other with during their wild Saturday nights. No one denies that the people disarmed by a "Saturday night special" ban would be predominantly poor and non-white.
The “Saturday night special” is in part a linguistic descendant of the racist phrase "Niggertown Saturday Night." The obvious implication of the phrase "Saturday night special" is that it is a gun used by "niggers" to shoot each other with during their wild Saturday nights. No one denies that the people disarmed by a "Saturday night special" ban would be predominantly poor and non-white.
by el Dietcrack January 26, 2007
Get the saturday night special mug.a sketch show that was on the decline until a year or two ago (07 or 08) ago, when they got a very good cast. The reversal was given a huge boost with the very funny political sketches in 2008, especially when Tina Fey came back to make fun of Sarah Palin.
-Dude did u c "jizz in my pants" last nite?
-Ya i did it was hilarious, Saturday Night Live is actually funny again.
-Ya i did it was hilarious, Saturday Night Live is actually funny again.
by NBCfan February 15, 2009
Get the saturday night live mug.Is a girl group consisting of Frankie Sandford, Rochelle Wiseman, Vanessa White, Mollie King and Una Healy. They live in the UK. 'If this is Love' is their first single, 'Up' is their second single, and 'Issues' is their third single.
"They are pure pop and proud of it - The Saturdays"
'If this is love
Then I don't wanna know what it is
I won't say another word
If this is Love'
'If this is love
Then I don't wanna know what it is
I won't say another word
If this is Love'
by frankiefannnnnn December 9, 2008
Get the The Saturdays mug.Inaugurated November 2011, Stones Saturday is held on the last Saturday of every month. Stones Saturday involves listening to the Rolling Stones all day while drinking.
Stones Saturday is currently celebrated in Pensacola, FL, Philadelphia, Los Angeles and New Orleans.
Stones Saturday also requires that people celebrating dub themselves with a Stones-themed name.
Stones Saturday is currently celebrated in Pensacola, FL, Philadelphia, Los Angeles and New Orleans.
Stones Saturday also requires that people celebrating dub themselves with a Stones-themed name.
by jamesmaijstral June 12, 2012
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