The ‘Santa Clause’

The legal agreement which allows Santa Claus to enter people’s home and not be prosecuted for (breaking and entering). This clause includes chimneys and magic stuff we don’t know about.

The ‘Santa Clause’ is actually a legal agreement that has been understood in a ‘quid pro quo’ context; wherein Santa is welcomed for many reasons... but it’s really the presents and his cool outfit!

by Major Thomas Randle December 4, 2018

Santa Ono

The President of the University of Cincinnati. A man who truly cares about his students, and the greater Cincinnati community. A gentleman and a scholar.

I would love to have a conversation with Santa Ono, and he me.

by Proud Bearcat April 29, 2013

reverse santa

The opposite of giving gifts...stealing them.

Oh my gosh Cindy. Someone stole my wallet! What a reverse Santa!

by amac_awesome May 22, 2011

anti-santa

the opposite of santa claus. A robber that steals all your presents on christmas eve

omg the anti-santa has been i have no other presents left

by Aaron mclong April 19, 2008

Dear Santa

A phrase meaning 'I want this', often accompanied by the obligatory "...".

Derived from YouTube videos showcasing interesting things, like gadgets, guns, and other shit.

*Top rated comments on a video of a paintball machine gun*

User A: Dear Santa...

User B: Dear Easter Bunny...

by VendettatheGreat November 27, 2011

Dirty Santa

The act of shitting in your mates beard.

Gave milo a nice "Dirty Santa".

by DirtySantaPartaker March 10, 2022

Santa Steamer

Someone sitting on your lap while you evacuate your bowels.

Variations include Santa Steamer with a Present which is having sex with someone in your lap while you take a shit.

Last night after a huge Mexican dinner my wife gave me a Santa Steamer.

by core memory dump September 14, 2016