beauty salon

brothel

I was born in a beauty salon

My father was a dresser of hair

My mother was a girl you could call on

When you called she was always there (Leonard Cohen)

by LucasWandelaar December 10, 2016

Hair Salon Hot Pocket

When you hair dye as lube

Hey babe do want a hair salon hot pocket tonight?

by Dramqueen November 9, 2018

Poop Salon

1. Slang term for a high end bathroom

2. Salon which specializes in colonics

“After that big meal I had to pay a visit to the poop salon”

by Excitable Boy_1024 April 18, 2021

Vanessa Slone

A straight goat.

Person 1: are you a goat

Person 2 : No my name is not Vanessa slone

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Dirty Salooney

The act of taking a whisky shot out of a girls asshole

Emily let me do a dirty salooney off of her

by bigsmooth55 December 22, 2021

stoned at the nail salon

A phrase used in the sentimental Lorde song of the same name to describe dreaming, ruminating, overthinking or confusion. A nail salon is a place where you sit quietly, often reflecting on your thoughts. In the song, Lorde asks herself whether she's thinking clearly or just high and confused. Really fucking deep.

Conversation In Your Head:
Thought 1: "Does Jack like me?"
Thought 2: "Maybe you're just stoned at the nail salon. You should learn to love yourself before you love anyone else."

by cryingraccoon July 26, 2021

opposite of saloni

Opposite of saloni is ghost

See their is opposite of saloni behind a tree

by Nil nitin mukesh November 26, 2021