Sword Bitch

A person who uses the God-like sword abilities in Halo 2 to obliterate all who seek to kill him/her. This person is usually known to be highly skilled with the sword and everybody becomes angered when they figure out that he/she has it. This person tends to keep the sword for the majority of the game.

Everybody gets mad when John plays Halo 2. He is such a sword bitch.

by Alex Martin April 11, 2005

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this is good sword

a phrase used to stray from or change a topic, or to falsly compliment someone so they dont look like a complete idiot when their crappy aluminum foil sword snaps in half.

Aragorn: What is your name?
Haleth: Haleth, son of Hamal.
Aragorn: Give me your sword.
Haleth: The men say that we will not last the night.
Aragorn: ...This is good sword...

by Sean Monaghan April 16, 2008

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love sword

The male genital appendage

Wanna part my petals of desire with your love sword?

by Sparki October 07, 2003

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Sword of Omens

Pop a Viagra, then right before it kicks in, insert your limp dick into your girl's pussy. Shout "Thundercats Ho!" just as you get your boner. Then right before you're about to come, pull out, stick your junk on your girls face, say "Sword of Omens give me sight beyond sight," and then spooge in her eyes. Timing must be impeccable.

"Dude I'm gonna slay that bitch-dragon with my Sword of Omens. Snarf can't watch, though."

by Slick Mickey November 20, 2008

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