faction swiss

faction swiss (fac·tion swis); noun.
1. always and unequivocally neutral third party

Female friend: "I can't believe you're still friends with him after what he did to me!!!"
You: "Faction swiss."
Female friend: "You can't hang out with him anymore!!!"
You: "Faction swiss bitch."

by MartiniNinja July 29, 2010

Swiss Em

Nickname assigned to someone with extremely broad skill set, especially pertaining to menial tasks. May also refer to the object of an unwanted, unrequited crush.

Poor Swiss Em, boB just won't leave her alone. She has tried the silent treatment, she's tried ignoring him, but he still bothers her at least eight times a day.

by bob chavez April 13, 2007

Swiss Milkmaid

When two guys are sucking on a lady's nipples while jacking themselves off.

So these freshmen guys were giving me a swiss milkmaid last weekend!

by amzwarrior288 December 05, 2012

swiss

a ryhming slang for ass hole.comes from swiss roll can be used as just swiss.
see example

shove it up your swiss.
thats a whole load of me swiss.ive a pain in my swiss with this shit.

by urbanledge March 16, 2007

Swiss Booty

When some bitch has craters on her ass like the moon

La-sha has major swiss booty and should stop twerkin

by ma'am April 13, 2013

Swiss Logic

When normal logic is full of holes and is rendered entirely incoherenet.

If I could go back in time just once....I'd kill Kennedy.

by OniGenki April 30, 2003

Swiss Roll

When a guy performs auto fellatio, and then another guy curls up from behind and fucks him in the ass.

"Last night was crazy, I was going down on myself and Luiz turned me into a swiss roll"

by QuotesByBel April 25, 2019