Sweasticles

Testicles that are sweaty; sweaty testicles.

'Damn, it's so hot out. I got some sweasticles!'

by disappear December 18, 2005

Sweater Cows

huge titties!

guy 1: check out juggy mcbigjugs over there eh!
guy 2: yep, dems some sweater cows up in here boy, yessiree mother fucka

by juggy mcnippleton April 10, 2011

sweater

An article of clothing women wear to expose the size of there breast's!

Craig: Wow that Kiersten can really fill out a Sweater if you know what I mean!
Chad: Yeah kinda like Jim in a speedo wow he has such an amazing cock!
Craig : Dude why would you bring that up?
Chad: Cause I like Jim's big cock!
Craig: Dude your sick!

by SlopNChop February 8, 2017

Sweater

The best type of shirt ever. As soon as it gets even remotely cold, you get to put one of these shirts. The best kind are the striped ones with a collar-turtleneck.

Spongebob Squarepants: The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time! One with a collar-turtleneck, that's the kind!

by sweaterloveforever October 4, 2011

Sweass

It is a combination of the words Ass and sweat...Sweass....yuck

That guy has a mean case of sweass.....yuck

by Sonnet April 28, 2005

Sweater Zeppelins

particularly large breasts

Did you see the sweater zeppelins on that hose hound?

by donomadness December 9, 2008

Sweaterbesties

The term used for two people who decide to wear sweater-vests together.

Dude 1: "I hear sweatervests are coming back into style! We just go out and go get some!"

Dude 2: "As long as we don't get matching ones, we can be sweaterbesties!"

Dude 3: "I'm not joining this fad"

by sweatervests101 February 13, 2010