Drew Swartz

An out of state college student, who typically hooks up with a bunch of females rating from 1-10, with no preference. Also typically jokes about STDs,specifically chlamydia, but no one knows if he is being serious or not.

Girl 1: omg I slept with Drew Swartz
Girl 2: Damn it! Go get tested

by Partyswartzardi April 19, 2018

Sack Swatch

When someone puts their hand on a males penis or scrotum and takes a sniff before committing to a future engagement.

Leah demanded a sack swatch from Rick before agreeing to felate his succulent balls.

by KNC FRIED CHICKEN December 25, 2018

Colton Swartz

Colton Swartz is a nice guy who is doodoo at video games and does not know how to not dress like a highlighter. Colton Swartz also LOVES to tickle pickles and smell like a locker room because he is always playing some type of sport but its usual ballet that he plays

Person:EW! whats that smell? *looks at Colton Swartz*

by FrostyGamerGuy October 28, 2020

Gunther Swat

The delicate art of smacking someone across the face with your penis.

She got gunther swatted so hard it fixed her Forest Whitaker eye.

by TotallyNotShane April 27, 2021

Sawatzky

The greatest last name on the planet! All subjects with this name should feel privileged, and proud, to have such a majestic last name!

"OMG there goes Mrs. Sawatzky!!! Wow, we shouldn't even be looking at her! Avert your eyes! She's amazing!"

by wattsky1985 January 19, 2010

SWAT

Some
Whoop
Ass
Tonight

Since there wasn't a military unit at the ready, the SWAT team had to kick the terrorists' asses and save the hostages.

by OLOL April 12, 2007

Swatch

A word that is substituted in place of another word (name, person, verb, noun, etc.) that is meant to hold underlying connotations.

I swatched your mom last night.

Look at that swatch, what a dirty swatch.

I just took a swatch today, what did you do, Swatch?

by Swatchbuckler. October 20, 2011