Swagattitude

When ones swagg is soooo big you can see it in there attitude as well as in there style
having maaaaad swagger
the coolest person in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!

cali had maaaad swagittude
taylor is sooo cool she has so much swagattitude
daria has swagtastic swagittude

by shaynne January 2, 2010

Swagsters

A level up from hipster status.Swagsters always roll in pairs, never alone. Swagsters wear Toms, Hipster Glasses, Matching Superhero tshirts, have sweet dreads, love cupcakes and singing to adele and ghost patrol.

Person 1: Wow! Im so surprised Jonathan and lili are hipsters!

Person 2: dude! stfu! they aren't hipsters, they have swag! They Are swagsters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Person 1: oh my bad, i'll go jump through a window now.

by Swagtasticmacdaddy November 14, 2011

Swage

An alternate version of swag. Usually accompanied by a hashtag, swage can be used in a variety of situations, such as getting a good grade on a test or not being a colossal faggot.

"I didn't masturbate on top of a van today. #swage"

"I got my penis stuck in a shampoo bottle. #notswage"

by Ron E. Questrian April 18, 2014

Spagett

Possibly the funniest Tim and Eric skit ever. The brown pants and red turtleneck make him the funniest character ever to spook people. He also sells cigarette juice. Just go to YouTube if you want more info.

Man 1: Hey who's that rapist over there?
Spagett: OMG SPAGETT!!!!

by ruffles64 January 18, 2010

Swage

describing something totally awesome, cool, sweet; anything good

Wow dude, that picture is so swage.

by ActionJackson777 March 3, 2011

Swagnetic Force

It is the attraction a human being has upon others when their swag is radiating at an unsuntaible rate.

I couln't help but stare at Anita due to her swagnetic force!!

by Yukin December 4, 2010

Bob Saget in a leather jacket

Sit down in a reclinable armchair and proceed to have sex with your partner. Right before you finish, suddenly recline the armchair backwards while simoultaniously sitting upright, headbutting your partner as hard as you can in order to knock them out. Remove yourself from under them, but keep them laying face down in the armchair. Write the name of your closest bro on their buttcheeks then leave the scene. From that point on, have your bro claim he was the one who did it to your partner.

Girl: Did you leave me to die on that armchair?

Bro: What are you talking about?

Best Bro: Nope, I did that.

Girl: Bob Saget in a leather jacket!

by Ifknizzle October 25, 2011